**** - I got Birch Beer on my Macbook

You're dead.
Take it to the Apple store?

 

Wow, double-whammy. You killed your iPod, and you've got a 6-pack stashed somewhere in your room. This is why I put all liquids on the shelf 3 feet away from my computer. You could probably clean it, but probably not before your parents come home and ask what you're doing. The MacBook keyboard is ridiculously complicated.

 

Ooooh, birch beer isn't actual beer. Hehe... well, you're laptop is gonna die eventually. The sugar'll short-circuit the board if you got enough in. I had an Asus that died at the hand of my juice.

 

Steve Jobs was wrong, there isn't an app for that.

 

I lol'd

Mmm, yeah, you're pretty much screwed. I heard the warranty doesn't cover it.

 

Actually, there is, for it's the interwebs where time is slow.

 

Trying to lift your spirit with a joke.

 

I poured Green Tea on my Mac this summer, and I still have survived. I only had to replace my "S" key, and "Caps Lock" is ridiculously sticky, but other than that it's fine. Is my Mac a ticking time bomb too?

 

Wow, never thought this would be necessary. Just say no to drinking and computing.