How would you rather die? (poll)

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How would you prefer to die?

  1. Boiling to death

    1 vote(s)
    3.6%
  2. Freezing to death

    12 vote(s)
    42.9%
  3. Being spun around to death

    2 vote(s)
    7.1%
  4. Death by spoon

    5 vote(s)
    17.9%
  5. Death by sand paper

    1 vote(s)
    3.6%
  6. Death by needles

    1 vote(s)
    3.6%
  7. Death by Cement Mixer

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  8. Death by Lawn Mower

    1 vote(s)
    3.6%
  9. Death by Badger

    3 vote(s)
    10.7%
  10. Death by Pikey

    2 vote(s)
    7.1%
  1. LBG

    LBG Señor Member

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    #1 LBG, Jun 4, 2009
    Last edited: Jun 5, 2009
    Just my sadistic brain crying out in curiosity to the people of Touch Arcade.

    Please answer my poll and/or write a comment a way that you would like to die, or a cool/funny way to die.
     
  2. sam the lion

    sam the lion Well-Known Member

    Jan 12, 2009
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    death by too much sex
     
  3. LBG

    LBG Señor Member

    Apr 19, 2009
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    hahaha, I thought of that, but I don't think the mods would approve of it.
    It could be painful though (i.e - spherical parts of a man getting trapped and swelling untl they exploded), unless you just died peacefully in the middle of an orgasm.
     
  4. le'deuche123

    le'deuche123 Well-Known Member

    Feb 5, 2009
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    Death by Pikey!!! "I ****ing hate Pikey's"-Turkish
     
  5. coconutbowling

    coconutbowling Well-Known Member

    Dec 8, 2008
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    Death by Chuck Norris
     
  6. LBG

    LBG Señor Member

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    lol, now that's an honourable way to go! :D
     
  7. Wulfsige

    Wulfsige Well-Known Member

    Dec 18, 2008
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    Death by suffocating in oversized boobs!
     
  8. dannys95

    dannys95 Well-Known Member

    Sep 29, 2008
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    This is going to get very interesting...................
     
  9. Kamazar

    Kamazar Well-Known Member

    Dec 13, 2008
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    Lynched by Victoria's Secret models. Hey, if I'm gonna die, can't I have hot murderers?
     
  10. JustinFic

    JustinFic Well-Known Member

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    Las Vegas, NV
    Death by black hole.

    Or, to be pronounced clinically "dead" because in the future I will have so many cybernetic implants that I will no longer rely on any organic parts of my body.

    I got this all planned out.
     
  11. LBG

    LBG Señor Member

    Apr 19, 2009
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    I got something planned out too.
    I'm going to die in a bog, which will preserve my body. Then in the future, people can bring me back to life because my body has been preserved. Well, if they can't bring me back to life, they could at least put me in a museum or make me into a statue!
     
  12. Kamazar

    Kamazar Well-Known Member

    Dec 13, 2008
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    Are there still pigeons in this future?
     
  13. yourofl10

    yourofl10 Well-Known Member

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    I dont care how I die I just want to be playing my ipod while dying :cool:
     
  14. JustinFic

    JustinFic Well-Known Member

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    #14 JustinFic, Jun 4, 2009
    Last edited: Jun 4, 2009
    Well played, good sir. I SHALL MEET YOU IN THE FUTURE.

    (EDIT: No love for death by spinning? Tire swings are awesome.)
     
  15. LBG

    LBG Señor Member

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    Damn, I didn't think of that. lol :D
     
  16. LBG

    LBG Señor Member

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    Haha, I'll see you in the future, Terminator :D

    And I suppose after the initial sickness, you'd just pass out after a while and die peacefully if you were spun to death!
     
  17. LBG

    LBG Señor Member

    Apr 19, 2009
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    Well, you could die from 'Death by iPod'. Maybe it could give you an electic shock while playing. Or you could even cut yourself after shattering the screen and bleed to death.

    The possibilities are endless, so WATCH OUT :D Your iPod could kill you.
    (Sorry, hope you don't get any nightmares now :D)
     
  18. brendons

    brendons Well-Known Member

    Mar 12, 2009
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    hmm

    i'd have to say

    death by fish-o-fillet

    or death by black hole

    or i would want to die like that kid in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory who gets zapped really small so he fits into the TV. what a way to go :D
     
  19. JustinFic

    JustinFic Well-Known Member

    May 20, 2009
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    Another easy path to iPod death is to enlist the help of Tom Dickson of Blendtec "Will It Blend" fame.

    http://www.willitblend.com/videos.aspx?type=unsafe&video=iphone3g

    You know the part where he says "Don't breathe this in?" Breathe that in. DEAD.
     
  20. yourofl10

    yourofl10 Well-Known Member

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    Or while I;m playing my ipod it turns into a miniture terminator robot and shoots me with a m-16 :rolleyes:
     

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