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Discussion in 'Promo Codes and Contests' started by garbot1, Aug 31, 2010.
We've got your back garbot1!
The door is opening
I don't know what to expect
who could be coming through the door?
A friend? A foe? Maybe I should "play" dead?
Yes! That's what I'll do
I'll shutdown all systems except my auditory and remote communications functions
I'll then relay through to this post everything that I hear (in text form)!
Wow, what a night!
Dude, you gotta stay for the grand finale!
SOUND OF DOOR OPENING...
SOUND OF SCUFFED FOOTSTEPS
SOUND OF LIGHT SWITCH BEING SWITCHED
VOICE: "What the? Ah man! The blooming' light bulb's blown!"
GARBLED VOICE (AS IF THROUGH A WALKIE TALKIE SPEAKER): "What's wrong?"
I was just noticing that the light bulb in this storage room has blown"
GARBLED VOICE: "Which storage room?"
VOICE: "I'm down here in the garbot1 storage room
I'm gonna finish him off!"
GARBLED VOICE: "Well, hurry up! We've still got heaps of work to do!"
VOICE: "Don't I know it
but it's gonna take me a bit longer in the dark!"
GARBLED VOICE: "Hang on
I'll switch on the emergency-recessed-wall-lighting!"
GARBLED VOICE: "It will take a minute or so
just hang on!"
VOICE: "No worries!"
Don't worry, garbot1, we'll save you in the nick of time!
SOUND OF AN ELECTRIC SURGE.
GARBLED VOICE: "How'zat?"
VOICE: "Great! Thanks! Now I can see!...
Hey! What the heck is all this?!"
GARBLED VOICE: "What the heck is all what? What's wrong?"
VOICE: "This room! It looks as if someone has been in here and trashed the place!"
GARBLED VOICE: "What?!"
VOICE: "You heard me! There's junk all of the place! Oil! Paper! The filing cabinet looks as if it's exploded!"
GARBLED VOICE: "You're kidding?!"
VOICE: "No, I'm not!
and there's cryptic writing all over the walls!
And weird numbers on the floor!"
GARBLED VOICE: "What do mean?!"
VOICE: "It's like a cryptic puzzle convention exploded in here - it's a mess!!"
GARBLED VOICE: "But how could anyone get into that room?!"
VOICE: "I dunno!"
GARBLED VOICE: "Isn't the door on that room suppose to be un-break-in-able?!"
VOICE: "I know! It took me ages to open it just then!"
GARBLED VOICE: "Garbot1?!
Is Garbot1 okay?"
VOICE: "Oh, I forgot about him
SOUND OF PAPER DEBRIS BEING SHUFFLED AND HEAVY OBJECTS BEING SLID AND SCRAPED ACROSS THE FLOOR
Guess Im gonna try to help both staulcub and pajo in this last puzzle... I mean to help garbot1 out... even though I won't be winning anything! Now, where's staulcub and pajo??
oh I sure he's hangin just like me. I'm just shocked by the proceedings, I wish I knew how to help and respond to garbots needs.
Is the auto-message from garbot1 the last puzzle? Or there is something else that garbot1 hasn't revealed....
GARBLED VOICE: "Well? Have you found him? Is garbot1 there?!"
Yah! Here he is! He's behind the dispensing machine!"
GARBLED VOICE: "Well
How'd he get there!?"
I dunno, but that's not the weirdest thing
You're not going to believe this
GARBLED VOICE: "What? What?"
VOICE: "He's in one piece!"
GARBLED VOICE: "What?!"
VOICE: "Yeah! He looks complete!!!"
GARBLED VOICE: "Wha? How?!"
VOICE: "Search me! He looks like someone has finished putting him together!"
GARBLED VOICE: "Well, I didn't finish him
I wouldn't even know how!!"
VOICE: "Well, I certainly didn't
Heck! I put him down here myself! I was going to finish building him when I got the chance!"
GARBLED VOICE: "Okay
this is just too weird! "
VOICE: "You're telling me!"
GARBLED VOICE: "Any theories as to what happened in there?"
VOICE: "Well, if I had to guess
I would say that some old and still active data on one of the recycled memory cards that I installed in him must have triggered him to startup and then activate his self-repair systems!"
GARBLED VOICE: "You mean he has built himself?"
VOICE: "That's my guess anyway
That would explain the cryptic puzzles and the numbers on the walls! He's been deciphering the old recycled encrypted data packets
thinking that it was his own old memories that needed reconstructing!"
GARBLED VOICE: "Freaky! So he was confusing other robot's memories which were on the recycled memory cards for his own memories?"
VOICE: "Yeah! Poor guy! He must have thought that he'd lost his mind!"
GARBLED VOICE: "So
what? Is he still activated?"
it appears as if he's gone into sleep mode"
GARBLED VOICE: "So, can you wipe the old memory data now and get him ready!!"
VOICE: "Yup! I'm just doing that now! It shouldn't take too long to erase his memory cards and start fresh!"
GARBLED VOICE: "Excellent
Okay so that's that mystery solved! Talk about freaky! Alright! I'm going to get back to work now!"
GARBLED VOICE: "Do ya need any help down there?"
I should be alright! When I get him up and running properly I'll get him to clean up this room!"
GARBLED VOICE: "Cool! Seeya later!"
Okay garbot1 let's wipe your memory and get you cleaned up"
do you think wiping his memory is a good thing!?! He now has a personality and we will lose that part of him. It just won't be our garbot. We have to do something. Can we stop the memory wipe?
Yeah!! I agreee! We can't just let garbot1's memory be erased! We will be forgotten!
We need to help him...but how???
VOICE: "Wow, there's a lot of data in your memory banks!"
MORE BEEPING SOUNDS
VOICE: "What's this? Grand Prize? Top ten ranking? Contest?
oh well, old data
out it goes!!"
VOICE: "Nearly there! Just need to reset your system
hang on what's this last bit of data?"
VOICE: "Aaaaaand reset!
A GONG SOUND
VOICE: "Hey there! Welcome to Hover World garbot1!"
I should have saved garbot1's memory in an external hard drive... Oh yeah, I can't
maybe we will be able to reconstruct his memory from all the data he has shared these last months.