Hot girls- what to do?

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  1. Daft Punk

    Daft Punk Well-Known Member

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    Dude, you're 13. Go play with some Pokemon toys.
     
  2. super6ft7

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    Hey, if you don't want him dating don't tell him to play Pokemon, i got my first girlfriend through pokemon (I was 7, but it still counts)

    Anyway, yeah, if her dad is like mine he won't be really angry or scary, but if he's like my ex's he'll be bloody terrifying
     
  3. madmud101

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    You never know, she might be posting on 'The Fashion Spot' on how to hit with you. haha. ;)
     
  4. superbad

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    You need to stalk me?
    Honestly a tech gaming site is the last place I'd ask regarding girls. It's like you failed already to begin with.
     
  5. spidey146

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    Maybe he's too shy to ask a physical friend or something (wait, did I just call us virtual?).

    Anywho... firstly you're a lucky dude. The only chicks that are attracted to me are the freaky emo ones or the creepy, short, crazy ones with the big teeth :eek:. Secondly, I agree with the others, just try and be yourelf, try not to cuss, be nice in front of the parents and if you by chance DO happen to have sex (which, at your age I hope not) make sure to bring a condom or else you'll have some problems on your hands :eek:.

    Don't ask me what to say though, I suck at that. For example, there's a girl in my class I like and sshe came to school late. I happened to be at my locker during lunch so I saw here come in. It was propbably my only chance to talk to here without her friends being around so I go up to here and what do I talk to here about? A fight outside and how a kid got punched in the face. I can't talk for my life :rolleyes:.
     
  6. Big Albie

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    Ah Spidey, how about asking her what she's thinks about the weather (e.g. it's snowing like the dickens)? That works with adults on occasion. Or how about just paying her a compliment (that's a nice lunchbox you have)? The fight club route is really not the way to go.
     
  7. guggug

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    hahahahha i love how big albie is subtly making fun of these kids....seriously at 13 years old its fun to get some...but christ meeting their parents and getting serious is ridiculous. go see a movie and maybe make out, but youre 13 yours not gonna have sex lol.
     
  8. amansth

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    The best thing you can do at the moment is StOp looking at this thread, it's not very healthy.

    The thing is, the more you think about it the more likely you are to mess up.
    Also try replacing f..k with mess.

    Once again, stop thinking about it.

    You'll be fine
     
  9. Joshn

    Joshn Well-Known Member

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    Tell her you invented rice crispies. That is bound to impress!
     
  10. I'd be impressed. I'd wonder how a 100+ year old man manages to stay looking so young. And then I'd get get all creeped out when I realized some ancient old dude is hitting on me and run away screaming, "ewwwwwwwwwwwww!"

    Assuming I was a 13-year-old girl, that is. Which I am not, nor have I ever been. Except that one time, at band camp...
     
  11. Joshn

    Joshn Well-Known Member

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    Lol, she wont know Mr K Kellogg is 100+!
     
  12. RttaM

    RttaM Well-Known Member

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    Bang her. That is my Unhealthy advice.
     
  13. Maybe not specifically, but if she can't figure out that she's been eating (or at least seeing) Rice Krispies for as long a she remembers, and this dude is claiming to have invented them, then either he invented them from the womb or he's a old pervy dude. Or a time traveller. And if she's likely to believe the former or the latter, then dude, go for a more impressive lie than that.
     
  14. Joshn

    Joshn Well-Known Member

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    Yeh tell her you invented kevlar.
     
  15. CDubby94

    CDubby94 Well-Known Member

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    13? Take her to a movie and get to first base. Get a blowjob if it goes good. Probably won't get that far though if you're asking for jpm advice here. Be happy with a single.
     
  16. Gadm

    Gadm Well-Known Member

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    Y are you asking here? XD You only live once boy, go and enjoy the pleasure of kissing and ...**** a girl (well, wait a few years for this), life isn't behind ur screen asking for advice, u should just go and be urself..
    :)
     
  17. Big Albie

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    The irony here is that the Prez may actually get some while everyone else will be left to their own devices...figuratively and literally speaking.
     
  18. Kamazar

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    Proud of you! ;)
     
  19. Kunning

    Kunning Well-Known Member

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    I can't stand your sexual innuendos anymore. They're too ostentatious now.
     
  20. drelbs

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    And since Apple took all the smut away, things are looking grim those left to their own idevices... :eek: ;)

    My advice? If you like her - hold her hand. Smile. Be nice.

    Old fashioned, but it tends to work. :)
     

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