GameClub Hook Champ (by Rocketcat Games)

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  1. Boardumb

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    Holy Hookbot, here is your crown sir. You deserve it. Please tell me that you cooked them in that design. It's so on now, I gotta get a hold of a couple of the big bags. I'm not sure how I can up the awesome of your creation. I'm going to need an extremely large oven...

    On a sidenote, if this is the most visually creative you've ever been, you have some serious potential with pizza roll mosaic crafting.
    What is this hell you speak of where Totino's™ delicious snacks aren't sold? I shudder to think of such an alternate reality. :p

    Pizza rolls are like little pillows of crust, filled with cheesy sauce and pepperoni-flavored substitute meat. They are warm to the touch on your hands, but boiling hot lava on the inside. So they squirt into your mouth and burn your tongue with flavorful ecstasy. They'll give you heartburn within minutes of eating them, but the tiny nuggets of pizza goodness are worth the price.

    So basically, yeah, you're missing out. But at the same time, you're probably extending your life a good deal by doing so.
     
  2. AdamG3691

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    *lightning*
    BRITAIN!


    we don't have hot pockets in england
    *cries*
     
  3. Chrono Gear

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    Haha my brother and I just ate them as a late night snack. Thanks for the compliment I really don't think I could top that but if a RocketCat hat was involved you better believe I'd try!
     
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    Ha, I lol'd. Wow, England really needs to up it's snack food game. That sucks too, because Chrono Gear's description of teeny tiny Hot Pockets is pretty much dead on. Maybe there's some sort of import service you could find? I could totally mail you a bag in an ice chest, like how they transplant organs. Except pizza rolls are even MORE vital and urgent.

    Wow, that was what, within two hours this time? WTH is the deal? There's literally got to be no way someone can break your times that quickly. At this point, I've got my money on it being a bot. If it's a person actually playing the game, well there's no doubt that they're at least partly cybernetic and capable of laser like precision. Either way, robots are involved and the end is near. Whatever qpawn is, clearly it runs off the raw power of Totino's™ pizza rolls.
     
  5. Kepa

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    You literally can't construct pizza rolls without owning a factory. Mostly due to the reconstituted meat I guess. They're one of the miracles of modern technology.

    Pizza Roll mosaics do count as fan art. That's going on the blog when I have time.

    We might do a foam version of the Rocketcat Head hat in the next game. We'd really like to do a deal where if you buy the game on release day, you get a special hat for doing so. Kind of like the whole Pre-Order Gift system that PC/console games have. Just need to figure out how to do this properly.
     
  6. This thread has gotten really off-topic hasn't it? Kepa, any tips to beating the Hatboxes?
     
  7. Kepa

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    The hatboxes aren't too novel or difficult if you ignore all the loot so you can hoard rocketboot jumps and shotguns. The exception is the ceiling-lava sections, which mostly require practice. If you take the hooks in ceilling lava sections two at a time instead of one at a time for the most part, it's actually easier than trying to latch every single one.
     
  8. Roadblocked

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    practice. practice. practice.

    kepa, what do you think about adding some more animated hats as purchasable dlc? I really like the animated hats. zelles is a little bit of a let down but whatever.

    give me a hookbot head that is an animated crocodile.

    Jake needs a beer hat that shoots suds in the air
     
  9. AdamG3691

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    ow about for the first week or 2?
    24 hours doesnt really seem like a fair amount of time...


    :(
    looks like I will have to live a life without pizza rolls, so cold, so empty *shudders*

    (would pizza base mix with a cheese, tomato puree and diced chorizo filling be a good substitute? my mum can make good pizza bases...)
     
  10. Roadblocked

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    if we are going to extend it for the first week kepa let's just go ahead and extend it for the first year!
     
  11. NightSavage

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    Whens the next update coming out? And are there any clues about the next rocketcat game? Hook Champ is probably my favorite game on my iPod, and I have A LOT of games. =D
     
  12. Vester

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    great! i would definately buy first day for an exclusive hat! Pretty good marketing strategy if u ask me!
     
  13. d1

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    #2133 d1, Jan 27, 2010
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    Bronze Hat is..Weird..Lol

    EDIT:

    Yay I beat it. On to Silver Hat..
     
  14. Chrono Gear

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    I'm honored. Truly humbled by all the positive response. :eek:

    If I could preorder on the app store you can bet I would have by now for the next game. I'll be there on day one with bells on.
     
  15. Chrono Gear

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    Actually, I think a special one for day one and perhaps another one for the first week would be an awesome idea.
     
  16. d1

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    How do I get past this?
    [Silver Hat]
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  17. mikeg123

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    That is the lava wall, and you have to use Jake and his hot pants to get through.
     
  18. d1

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    Ok that's what I figured, wanted to double check. Saw people on the leaderboards who used Gunny so I was a bit confused as to how they cleared the level.
     
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    #2139 mikeg123, Jan 27, 2010
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    Does it say level completed for those that used Gunny?

    EDIT: actually when you switch characters, it switches the hats. So people probably used Jake, and then played another level as Gunny.
     
  20. d1

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    Ah nvm, I was thinking of Bronze Hat ;) I just remembered seeing the Golden Duck.
     

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