Here's our latest app Holiday Advice released for FREE! If you like it be sure to check out The Advice Generator App info is currently processing and/or the app is not yet fully available for sale on the US App Store.
Christmas is almost here, can't go wrong with a free app! Well, you could presumably go wrong, there are many apps that aren't even worth reading the description of let alone downloading - or god forbid - opening. This isn't one of those apps. No sir, we here at Sinecure Industries take pride in our apps. This here is chock full of genuine, painstakingly hand-written original holiday advice direct from our think tank. We here at Sinecure Industries have found the best, brightest and most cynical minds and locked them in a bunker half a mile below the earth's crust. They've already come up with Halp! The Advice Generator and now we have Holiday Advice, and dammit, we're not letting them go unless you get these apps. Do your part and help these poor unfortunates get home. Wouldn't their families rather see them on Friday as opposed to a bill for the bullet we used to kill them? We can't keep feeding these people. Act now!
Oh, if you guys like this, please check out our other app Halp! The Advice Generator: App info is currently processing and/or the app is not yet fully available for sale on the US App Store. It's generalized bad advice, haha
