Wow, are you seriously trying to make "pay to win " sound like its good? I really hope this is just a damn April Fools day prank because if it isn't.... dear god.
Can't WAIT!!! This is going to be the game of the year!! Please tell me there are ads placed on top of the retry button!
I hope the game has those $99 IAP currency packs. I am going to throw my entire life savings into the game.
I hope this was said in a humorous way. If not, then you don't need to be an a**. Haha I think it should be going live tomorrow night (yes it's a real app!)
What? Sorry, I didn't mean to come off as a jerk, you just usually don't find games listed in this forum on the App Store because they aren't out yet. And I doubt it'll come out tomorrow, as it was just recently submitted. Probably won't see it until next week, depending on how fast Apple is.
It's all good man, just ya know, apps go live at different times, and there's stealth release, and even usually after a release it takes about a day for the Upcoming thread to die. Just a few loopholes to the principle.
I've heard rumblings from the Deep Web that Hodappy Bird will not only run on a first generation iPhone, but that it will also enable one to connect to LTE networks and activate cold fusion in its lithium ion battery, causing it to no longer need recharging. Imagine what it will do for a 5s! Edit: An anonymous source now tells me that the above requires a score of 42 trillion in Super Hodappy Bird 64 mode.