Irrelevant to everything but: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_YvesLycys&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fuser%2Fliamkylesullivan&feature=player_profilepage
Harbor Master: Ships Happen (and I already have the game. It was my third purchase, after Pocket God and Rolando2
Great Line - but I think it reads better as Harbor Master : Ship Happens You obviously still get kudos... And pardon me if I am taking it out of context, I was just applying the colloquialism...
My best joke... Q. Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team? A. Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already in the US!
Q. Why did the ADHD chicken cross the road? A. Oh look, a butterfly! ----- Knock Knock. (who's there?) Control freak, now you say control freak who...
chaccaron maccaron "cocaine party" AKA "deaf guy getting tazered over and over again" Don't do coke on a boat, don't do coke while playing Harbor Master.
Here's a quick image of something you find on the first page of google images search if you search for harbor master there. It's too big so I won't embed it http://exposurevalue.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/harbor-master.jpg If you haven't watched the Jimmy Kimmel Unnecessary Censorship Video I suggest you do it right now... the way they beep out words make it sound like they're saying really weird things and swearing xD http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWGsQQmTciM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3orKJYgZyA8 The best one is probably the Sesame Street Edition http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8Vh9_Hi1kY#movie_player
great joke: A man was digging in his garden, when his shovel hit a hard object buried in the earth, which revealed itself to be an old bottle sealed with a cork. The man wrenched the cork free and, to his astonishment, there was a cloud of smoke and a clap of thunder. Standing before him was a genie. "As a reward for freeing me, I shall grant you three wishes," said the genie, "But understand, whatever you wish for, your most hated enemy shall receive twice over." The man's most hated enemy happened to be his next door neighbour, Jones. "Let's see. My first wish is..." He looked at his weather beaten bungalow, "...to live in a ten story luxury mansion.' The genie clapped his hands and suddenly his minute shack transformed into the most beautiful house he had ever laid eyes on. He heard a cry of astonishment from next door and looked over to see Jones standing in the doorway of his new twenty story mansion. "Now I want fifty of the most beautiful women imaginable." said the man. There was a puff of smoke and his wish was granted. He was annoyed, however, to see Jones grinning and waving, surrounded by his own harem of 100 women, all twice as attractive. "What is your final wish, Master?' asked the genie. "I want to lose a testicle," said the man harbor master looks great!
