Here are some cheesy classics Can you Master the Harbor? or Are you the Harbor Master? and Harbor Master, Its Uncanny! and Harbor Master, the best thing since sliced bread! and an itunes exclusive! You KNOW you like Harbor Master!!!!!
Yesterday before work I took a huge dump, I mean one you can be proud of, everything went fine until the wiping part...as I approached my dirty area, I felt my shoulder pop, and it wasn't just a click, it popped. I was unable to wipe with that arm any more I was forced to use the left which I had never used and wasn't very good with. At work I couldn't lift anything with my right arm, woke up this morning after a night of drinking thinking that might cure it. No go and it's the arm I shoot bow with.
Ooh, taglines too... "BoatLoads of fun!" "Delivering the Goods..." "What's up, dock?" "Be the Master of your own Domain." "Ship Happens."
Has anyone seen 'The Proposal' ? "I'm not getting in that boat!" "Why not?" "Because I can't swim" "Durrr! Hense the BOAT" HAHA!! P.S. I really want a code
It looks like a chickflick, which it is but I think Men will enjoy it more than girls. 'Whats that?' 'Sorry its morning'
Not to quote my own here, but this qualifies as both a slogan and it is related to the game. Also, when I re-read it myself, I fricken' lol'd all over the place!
One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when someone shouted....'Look at that dead bird!' Someone looked up at the sky and said...'where?' -------------------------------------------------------------------------- While looking at a house, my brother asked the estate agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, 'Does the sun rise in the north?' When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for sometime, she shook her head and said, 'Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff' -------------------------------------------------------------------------- My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the beach. She drove down in a convertible, but 'didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was moving'. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car it's designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped She keeps it in the trunk. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, Wouldn't the chain rip out every time she turned her head?' I had to explain that a person's nose and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the head is turned... ------------------------------------------------------------------------- I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. 'Now,' she asked me, 'Has your plane arrived yet?'... -------------------------------------------------------------------------- While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding. 'Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces. Found'em across the mighty internet! Enjoy! I hope I win!
LOL, here is a video with this fail boat and others!!!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSzcvEMPrrI&feature=related
You know, this was what I believed until my friend explained it to me. Good thing I don't get sunburns.
