We come from the world's happiest dictatorship Slabovia to promote GUTS, the only game to be set inside a tyrant! Available from the app store now and every citizen on this forum MUST buy it, or we WILL be punished by our cruel but lovable leader, General Schmerdiakov. He is tracking everything we type, so I must post this link, or I'll have to spend 20 years in the Slabovian gulag... http://tinyurl.com/slaboviaguts
For anyone who wants to find out more you can also visit http://slabovia.ning.com/group/gutsspreaders
GUTS Yes comrades, you can now get the full game of GUTS for free! No strings - or pigs - attached. Enjoy (or be punished). Free Buy Now Watch Media DetailsYes comrades, you can now get the full game of GUTS for free! No strings - or pigs - attached. Enjoy (or be punished).ARE YOU READY FOR GUTS?Comrades, prepare to embark on the most horrific, terrifying and down-right sickening adventure of your life! Yes, after months of sweaty sweat and punishing punishment, Slabovia – the World’s Happiest Dictatorship – is now ready to unleash its GUTS: a modern day retro classic.Be shrunken down to microscopic proportions and enter Slabovia’s fearsome dictator on a death-defying mission to fix up his aging body, destroy all manner of vile beastie and rewire the old man’s brain. Oh, and try escape with your life!For more information on GUTS and Slabovia visit www.slabovia.tvWHAT’S BEING SAID:“By far the best game we’ve ever been forced to play,” - The Potato, Slabovia’s best-selling and only newspaper.“More engaging than Grime & Punishment and much less boring than War and Pigs,” - State Approved Literary Review.“Buy it. Enjoy it. Or Be Punished!” - General Schmerdiaokv, Slabovian dictator.GUTS FEATURES:• Cutting edge retro action, with 8-bit inspired technology• The first and only iPhone game to be set inside a dictator• Facebook Connect technology• An ear-bleeding soundtrack by Si Begg VS Slaboiva 8-Bit Orchestra• 11 terrifying levels that will put you off your tea• More than 20 horrific beasties who don’t like you too much• A once in a lifetime chance to see inside The General • Free citizenship of Slabovia – The World’s Happiest DictatorshipFeedback and Support: [email protected]Follow us on Twitter: www.twitter.com/taggames Information Seller: Genre:Arcade, Family Release:Mar 02, 2010 Updated:Nov 30, -0001 Version: Size:0.0 TouchArcade Rating:Unrated User Rating:Unrated Your Rating:unrated Compatibility:HD Universal squarezero Moderator Staff Member Patreon Silver Dec 10, 2008 13,716 1,240 113 Male Chief Strategy Officer Salem, Massachusetts, USA #4 squarezero, Nov 11, 2009 Shouldn't this thread be in game releases? In any event, I just picked it up and will post impressions later today. web.dweller Member Nov 11, 2009 22 0 0 student #5 web.dweller, Nov 13, 2009 strange description...couldn`t get the humour of it (You must log in or sign up to post here.) Show Ignored Content Share This Page Tweet Your name or email address: Password: Forgot your password? Stay logged in
Shouldn't this thread be in game releases? In any event, I just picked it up and will post impressions later today.
