Grandaddy of all fart apps: FART STUDIO

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  1. ConniptionMike

    ConniptionMike Well-Known Member

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    Check out this new Farting App for iPhone, iPod Touch, and iPad!

    App Store Link: http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/fart-studio-revolutionary/id371914658?mt=8

    PRESS RELEASE

    Conniption Entertainment releases Fart Studio, the grandaddy of all fart apps.

    SAN DIEGO, CA, June 15th, 2010 – Conniption Entertainment's innovative engineers have announced the release of new farting technology allowing users to create the most disgusting farts this planet has ever heard with a single drag of the finger! Like em juicy? You got it! Cheek flutter? Yep. Long? Short? Loud? Squeaker? You artfully control the outcome of each and every fart. Farting is now officially an art.

    Features:
    -Makes farting an art! - Control the disgustingness of each fart by how you drag your finger on the farting surface.
    -Play practical jokes with remote controlled farting! Control a single device with an iPhone/iPod Touch or control 4 devices with the iPad!
    -Timed farting... countdown 'til fart!
    -Stealth farts... Screen turns black to hide the evidence.
    -Lots and lots of FARTS!
    -Cool farting visual effects including flying poo chunks.

    THE FARTING SURFACES - Are you the Picasso of farts?
    Select a fart then tap the surface for your usually disgusting fart sound. OR, after you touch the surface, drag your finger around the surface to modify the fart and make it even more disgusting! As you drag to the left your fart starts to rumble and get bubbly. Move to the right for more of a quick squeaker fart. Move up to make it more intense and down to be more subtle. The art of the fart has endless possibilities!

    REMOTE FARTS

    Yes, this is exactly what you think, remote controlled farts!!! Hilarious!! Here's an example of how you can use it:
    Prank Scenario: So you're in the library with some friends studying and you really need a break. It's time for a little fun. Take an iPod Touch with Fart Studio on it and secretly place it next to your study buddies. Next excuse yourself to the restroom. Little do your buddies know you're actually hiding in the history section with your iPhone running Fart Studio in remote control mode. Your finger connects to the Fart Studio and as you drag it across the high-tech farting surface the sound doesn't come out of your iPhone, it blasts from the iPod you hid by your study buddies!!!!! HILARIOUS!!!!

    What's really cool is that if you have an iPad, you can control 4 other farting devices at the same time!

    *The "Remote Fart" works with all iPhones, iPod Touches, and iPads with the exception of 1st gen iPhones and 1st gen iPod Touches.

    TIMED FARTS
    Just like a bomb. Set the timer, place the device, and walk away. Countdown...... FART!!!!!!!

    STEALTH FARTS

    You can turn stealth mode on at any time to hide Fart Studio's graphics and show only a black screen. This will let you fart more discretely. You can also turn this on when you're using your device as a remote! And lastly this feature automatically turns on after you set the timer for Timed Farts!

    VISUAL EFFECTS
    Every time your finger connects with the Fart Studio an explosion of visual effects bursts forth and smoke billows out of the fartstacks. Fart Studio has a bunch of visual effects that you can choose from for maximum fart enjoyment.

    WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? START CREATING FART ART NOW!

    P.S. Send your funny Fart Studio prank stories to
    [email protected]. Your story could be featured!

    Happy Farting!

    App Store Link: http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/fart-studio-revolutionary/id371914658?mt=8

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    App Store Link: http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/fart-studio-revolutionary/id371914658?mt=8:eek:
     
  2. RttaM

    RttaM Well-Known Member

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    That looks really really gross. People sure are immature.
     
  3. zamansimba

    zamansimba Well-Known Member

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    the nerve, this is so ungentlemanlike
     
  4. annapotapova

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  5. ConniptionMike

    ConniptionMike Well-Known Member

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    It's a farting app that gives you precise control over how each fart sounds... plus it has remote control farting if you have multiple devices!

    Some of you may think it's immature, but we think it's hillerious! And so does Apple - They have featured it as New and Noteworthy for both the iPhone and iPad!

    Thanks Guys, if anyone wants a free promo code look for the thread under promos, there are still a few left!

    Promos Thread: http://forums.toucharcade.com/showthread.php?threadid=57989

    Fart Pad in iTunes http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/fart-studio-revolutionary/id371914658?mt=8
     
  6. starjimstar

    starjimstar Well-Known Member

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    Finally, a farting app that gives me precise control over how each fart sounds...
     
  7. eggzbacon

    eggzbacon Well-Known Member

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    I've always wanted a variety of fart sounds.
     
  8. ConniptionMike

    ConniptionMike Well-Known Member

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    ConniptionMike Well-Known Member

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  10. dclose

    dclose Well-Known Member

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    I don't "do" fart apps, but that video convinced me I needed to have this app, especially now that I understand it's a matter of artistic integrity and artistry. :p :) Thanks for making it free for the holidays!
     

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