Saw lightning flashes on the horizon, and a hero trying to avoid the wrath of his god. Poor guy... Our relationship, Almighty One, is much better - total harmony and understanding.
This game is oddly addicting, even if you really do absolutely nothing in it! I already installed the addon for Google Chrome too, so I can always check what my hero's up to!
"Nervous Rathing Mome said that 'GET ON MY HORSE' is a bad motto and vanished. What a rude fellow! " that is a nice motto Quest #4 travel to the edge of the earth and try not to fall off it
My hero is almost done his third quest: Invent a perpetual brake for a perpetual motion machine. Unfortunately he's bad with money. Can't seem to find some good high value stuff lately, and spends too damn much on concerts and getting tricked out of loot by shady shopkeeps. Oddly he seems to have toned down his drinking. Or maybe he's not such a lightweight anymore, as he hasn't lost money to being completely blotto recently, so there's that. Also, your motto should be, "I'm on a horse."
bah still need better items, just changed my motto to EAT A BOWL OF RICE Weapon rake -4 Shield 'No trespassing' sign -4 Head rusty colander -2 Body spiderman's suit -3 Arms offcuts of five-inch pipe -4 Legs dirty sketchers -4
23:29 Tried to get a brain transplant. Got rejected. 23:34 Had a good rest. 23:34 I just woke up in the middle of the street with some little kid poking me with a stick. He says I snore... On that note, completed 3rd quest. 4th quest is a rather mundane, "rip out a feather from bald eagle's tail."
You have to be level 7. If you are got to Hero and then change your motto. Anyways: 14:05: Heard lots of birds singing. Tried to sing along, but one exploded when I hit a high note. Eh. 14:13: Came into a hospital to patch up some wounds, but failed the blood test and was thrown out. LOL
My hero keeps spending all his money on food. In about 15 minutes I went from 2500 to 10 gold, and all I have to show for it is a paper shield (-4). Half way through the third quest...
This is the funniest book (and a slightly interactive one) in the entire App Store. Such a cool and entertaining concept! Congrats to the dev. This app is addicting! BTW: God's name: Silent Rocco Female hero: Iony
08:40 Committed suicide. Are you happy, Exalted One?... 08:40 A voice from the skies thundered: 'heal your ass you loser! dont you die one me!!'. Hey, turn the volume down! HAHA damn so i guess the key word here was "die" so dont say that to your hero!!!
Hero tab -> Tap on Name. God name is at the top above stats. Well ... good to know. Your hero isn't always clear on your concepts at the best of times, so I guess this is fitting. How'd you manage that? Punishing him?
i dunno i went to sleep and woke up and he was kind now, i've only punished him twice, once for fun in the beginning and just now when he stole something he was starting to doubt me before i went to sleep something about a heart of gold or something While the Wall Dog was busy engraving an epitaph on a tombstone for me, I taped a "Kick Me" sign to his back, then fled.
