Universal Godville

Discussion in 'iPhone and iPad Games' started by Gabrien, Jul 19, 2010.

  1. aznriceboi13

    aznriceboi13 Well-Known Member

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    where rice paddies grow...
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    10:19: Entered a bamboo grove to get some rest, but met Emma there. Drank a mug for lucky meeting, smoked a peace-pipe. Time passed unwittingly.

    Yay for meeting other peoples heroes
     
  3. MidianGTX

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    Boo for it being RttaM's hero :p

    Anyone know why I can't search friends on the app? It never comes up with any results.
     
  4. RttaM

    RttaM Well-Known Member

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    Donated 21 coins to Alcoholics Anonymous. ~ Emma
     
  5. arr4ws

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    Found a field full of ripe sunflowers. The subsequent hours passed by completely unnoticed.
     
  6. aznriceboi13

    aznriceboi13 Well-Known Member

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    A funny yellow bear gave me a hug. It restored several pixels of health.
     
  7. RttaM

    RttaM Well-Known Member

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    I wield the magical powers that are Spider-Mans suit! LOL. :p
     
  8. Ace_97

    Ace_97 Well-Known Member

    I kept saying 'buy sword' and then he went and sharpened his weapon.
     
  9. There do appear to be a few commands, but there's also a chance that your hero will not understand it or misinterpret it. I said "Pray" and my hero said he thought he understood, but was a little busy right now fighting something, so please call again later.
     
  10. 1bitpaw

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    #110 1bitpaw, Jul 22, 2010
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    im enjoying this more on the website than my ipod..
     
  11. Hitch

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    The Lonely Island
    Haha here are my fav quotes from this. :D

    15:56: Praise Spider suddenly self-destructed, leaving behind two-eyed paper clip.

    16:03: A strange person with a chicken hat on his head whistled to me: 'You know that The addams family is the best movie ever'. What was that, I wonder?

    19:45: Helped the dying Three-string Samurai by picking up its wallet. It doesn't need it anyway.

    19:40: My Lord, I was just thinking the other day... Do you believe in me or am I the one who believes in you?

    21.07 * 08:38: What bad luck to die in such a vulgar pose.

    11:25: A funny yellow bear gave me a hug. It restored several pixels of health.

    11:43: Basement Dweller handed me my monster's diary and drowned himself in the nearby volcano.


    12:05: I wanted to join a local gang, but they said that they didn't accept religious fanatics. Cut a few throats, took away 21 coins.

    12:09: Looked at the Sun for some time, happened to see a halo. Hope I'll have my combat evolved.

    12:16: Found a mountain home. It had been ransacked by clowns, so I took some beer in a blood-covered barrel. I think I saw some cat corpses too.

    13:59: Gave Midget-Sized Giant the slip. Ran away while it was twiddling its thumbs.

    19:17: Slender Man refused to take any more blows without a lawyer.

    19:34: The dead Rushing Zergling gave me 12 gold coins and brought me one step closer to world supremacy.

    And my favorite one so far-

    12:04: Levitated Bash Ogre tried to convince me that he wasn't one. However, the autopsy proved him wrong.
     
  12. RttaM

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    I blame MineField for smiting me.

    "Have been resurrected in city temple by the will of almighty. Thank you, Greatest one!"

    He made my character die while I enjoyed an episode of White Collar.
     
  13. RttaM

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    "Heroine is pimp-slapping Green Fairy..."
     
  14. Well, that's what happens when you talk 'bout my mama.

    Also:

    22:12 Came across a board game in a forest that was playing itself. Felt an eerie sense of compassion for it.

    Self-referential humour...
     
  15. RttaM

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    Checked table-leg for sharpness. Spent half an hour sucking blood from my cut finger ~ Emma
     
  16. MidianGTX

    MidianGTX Well-Known Member

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    So heal works as a command:

    20:32
    A sudden gust of wind brought some words: 'Heal thyself fool, lest I slap thee upside the man-breast!'.

    20:33
    Suddenly decided to restore my health.
     
  17. RttaM

    RttaM Well-Known Member

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    That is awesome and good use of words too! :D
     
  18. aznriceboi13

    aznriceboi13 Well-Known Member

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    Tried to make a full roundhouse kick, but twisted myself knee-deep in the ground. I'm so agile!
    21:37
    Alas, poor Hypnotoad! I'll bring rosemary to your grave.
     
  19. RttaM

    RttaM Well-Known Member

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    http://r33b.net/
     
  20. Ace_97

    Ace_97 Well-Known Member

    13:02
    Ran into a wall while running away from a monster. Yeah, I've got skills.
     

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