Universal Godville

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  1. aznriceboi13

    aznriceboi13 Well-Known Member

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    #81 aznriceboi13, Jul 21, 2010
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    all i ever say is dig for gold, and pray :p
    i keep seeing "Managed to see strange fiery letters, fading out at the horizon: 'You have done well my hero. Keep going and you shall be rewarded greatly'."
     
  2. RagManX

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    "A vile and filthy Charlie the Unicorn is robbing the golden brick caravan! I'd better run away..."

    I love how this app hits on all the best memes. Some subtly so. Have another diary entry:

    "Had a good time in some kind of a crummy joint 'Boatmurdered' - lost 123 coins."

    That made me chuckle.
     
  3. jsrco

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    proof of hunting down monster of the day


    anyone else get one of those?
     
  4. Looks like my hero managed to level up and even complete his first quest while I was asleep. Good for him. Got to pick a motto for him, so naturally I chose "Semper Fiddles!" Looks like he upgraded some of his armor, too. Now my quest is to paint a mile of road green. (Presumably so John Coffey has something to walk down.) He's still frickin' poor though. Damn death really did a number on his wallet.
     
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    #85 arr4ws, Jul 21, 2010
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    very funny game...
     
  6. RttaM

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    Painting multiple scratches with iodine... ~ Emma
     
  7. aznriceboi13

    aznriceboi13 Well-Known Member

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    "My wounds are healing way too fast, sunlight hurts my eyes... Am I becoming a vampire?"
     
  8. Psh. I'm debriding my wounds with five star whiskey. Reluctantly, I might add.
     
  9. RttaM

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    Found a crashed whale in the field. Gave me a lot to think about... Thought a lot. ~ Emma
     
  10. aznriceboi13

    aznriceboi13 Well-Known Member

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    Hm... I didn't know that chrono trigger was worth 353 coins. Nice price, I would say.
     
  11. MidianGTX

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    Inventory

    * book of lulz
     
  12. I had one of those. Didn't fetch much, which I pretty much expected from 4chan...
     
  13. aznriceboi13

    aznriceboi13 Well-Known Member

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    had one too

    While the Leeroy Jenkins was trying to recover from my masterful strike, I heroically retreated into the forest.

    Hid from the Leeroy Jenkins at the top of a mountain.

    finally almost done w/ my first quest to "make a secondary banding of a random nazgul"

    also my hero is kind so he gets healed often :D
     
  14. Ace_97

    Ace_97 Well-Known Member

    Hey, did you guys make your heroes good or bad? I went with good. Right now he's kind.
     
  15. aznriceboi13

    aznriceboi13 Well-Known Member

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    mines was gentle then kind
    got a motto this morn, GET ON MY HORSE
     
  16. That's where mine is right now too. Not sure if that imparts any advantages other than faster healing, but whatever.
     
  17. Ace_97

    Ace_97 Well-Known Member

    Good path is faster healing, bad path is more damage.
     
  18. aznriceboi13

    aznriceboi13 Well-Known Member

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    more damage done to enemies, but you may die more often
     
  19. Pawtklok

    Pawtklok Well-Known Member

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    09:52: Had some fun at 'Khaki-colored Dragon' - spent 24 gold coins.
    Woot
     
  20. MidianGTX

    MidianGTX Well-Known Member

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    So what are the commands we know so far? All I've heard are 'dig' and 'pray', and 'kick' whilst in battle.
     

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