14:22 Prayed so hard that I got a bruise on my forehead. 14:23 Came to in the hospital and found 702 coins missing. I take it I've had a really good time. 14:25 Why don't you have your own holy book, Great One? All the other gods have one. Please accept 28 coins and hire a writer. Ha!
Great game, have been enjoying it for some time now! It would be awesome if the perma-connection wasn't mandatory, though.
Found an old piece of armor with the words " I $%@$ed your mom last night and she was bad in bed and ugly." etched into it.
So, turns out my hero died whilst I was busy making dinner. This resulted in losing not only all of my loot and gold, but also all of the progress I had made on my first quest (which was over 85%) so now I have to start that over again. Well, I don't. He does. Sucks to be him.
darn that sucks D: i'm almost 50% on my quest "Stole wreath of daisies while the merchant was talking to another client. Left 269 gold coins as a compensation. " he's too nice!
"Found a corpse of a less lucky hero. Took his pouch - he is not going to need it anyway." First killing the mayor, now looting dead corpses. I'm so proud. And level 2!
Well, you just wait. Some nasty Maxwell's Demon will come along and strike your hero down with wild abandon and steal all of your fluffy wamblers. EDIT: Oh, here we go. I'm being attacked by LEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JENKINS!
FYI if you shout something at your character it has a chance to be heard by others. And some of you are shouting some pretty explicit stuff at your hero. In inventory # obscene rune # map of ogre's erogenous zones
That's okay. It looks like suggesting corrections may be, or may have been, Wiki-style, with changes going live immediately. One of the random passing events that showed up on my diary was: 21:44 Passing by a deep hole, I heard an echo within: 'You'd better as hell build my shrine ****in fast, you stupid Jew'. I suggested a correction. And by correction, I mean excision. EDIT: Hey, they put a sweary filter in. Well, shit. (It was explicit in my diary.) EDIT EDIT: Apparently only for the F word. EDIT CUBED: Maybe that was something another God shouted? Seems odd it would have come from a hole...
No wonder why my hero heard a spider pig saying, "I'm your god, you better not waste your money." Well it went something like that.
