Universal Godville

Discussion in 'iPhone and iPad Games' started by Gabrien, Jul 19, 2010.

  1. #61 Mindfield, Jul 20, 2010
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    14:22 Prayed so hard that I got a bruise on my forehead.

    14:23 Came to in the hospital and found 702 coins missing. I take it I've had a really good time.

    14:25 Why don't you have your own holy book, Great One? All the other gods have one. Please accept 28 coins and hire a writer.

    Ha!
     
  2. ApOkwARG

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    Great game, have been enjoying it for some time now! :) It would be awesome if the perma-connection wasn't mandatory, though.
     
  3. RttaM

    RttaM Well-Known Member

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    It updates even when your not online. So no need to worry! :D
     
  4. My hero's status: Trying to lick his own elbow...
     
  5. Martin JF

    Martin JF Well-Known Member

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    Aaaahhh! I'm fighting a Vampire Sunbather!
     
  6. Pawtklok

    Pawtklok Well-Known Member

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    Love this "game"..... Add me god name pawt
     
  7. 18:48 Recently I was looking into a deep well and felt compelled to kick someone down it. Madness.
     
  8. jsrco

    jsrco Well-Known Member
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    Found an old piece of armor with the words " I $%@$ed your mom last night and she was bad in bed and ugly." etched into it.
     
  9. aznriceboi13

    aznriceboi13 Well-Known Member

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    #69 aznriceboi13, Jul 21, 2010
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    "Shoop Da Whoop is rammed for 17 hp..."

    "Migrating Pedobear ahead! Hero marches into battle!"
     
  10. Pawtklok

    Pawtklok Well-Known Member

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    Actually add pawtklok not pawt.... Pawtklok is my iPod pawt is my pad :p
     
  11. So, turns out my hero died whilst I was busy making dinner. This resulted in losing not only all of my loot and gold, but also all of the progress I had made on my first quest (which was over 85%) so now I have to start that over again.

    Well, I don't. He does. Sucks to be him.
     
  12. aznriceboi13

    aznriceboi13 Well-Known Member

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    darn that sucks D: i'm almost 50% on my quest
    "Stole wreath of daisies while the merchant was talking to another client. Left 269 gold coins as a compensation. "

    he's too nice!
     
  13. Ace_97

    Ace_97 Well-Known Member

    Add me God: Lightning
    Hero: Thunder

    My current quest is to kill the mayor.
     
  14. RttaM

    RttaM Well-Known Member

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    I haven't died once! Hehe.
     
  15. Ace_97

    Ace_97 Well-Known Member

    "Found a corpse of a less lucky hero. Took his pouch - he is not going to need it anyway."

    First killing the mayor, now looting dead corpses. I'm so proud. And level 2!
     
  16. aznriceboi13

    aznriceboi13 Well-Known Member

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    "Some stranger came close and whispered: 'Never talk to strangers'. "
     
  17. #77 Mindfield, Jul 21, 2010
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    Well, you just wait. Some nasty Maxwell's Demon will come along and strike your hero down with wild abandon and steal all of your fluffy wamblers.

    EDIT: Oh, here we go. I'm being attacked by LEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JENKINS!
     
  18. jsrco

    jsrco Well-Known Member
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    #78 jsrco, Jul 21, 2010
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    FYI if you shout something at your character it has a chance to be heard by others. And some of you are shouting some pretty explicit stuff at your hero.

    In inventory
    # obscene rune
    # map of ogre's erogenous zones
     
  19. #79 Mindfield, Jul 21, 2010
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    That's okay. It looks like suggesting corrections may be, or may have been, Wiki-style, with changes going live immediately. One of the random passing events that showed up on my diary was:

    21:44 Passing by a deep hole, I heard an echo within: 'You'd better as hell build my shrine ****in fast, you stupid Jew'.

    I suggested a correction. And by correction, I mean excision.

    EDIT: Hey, they put a sweary filter in. Well, shit. (It was explicit in my diary.)

    EDIT EDIT: Apparently only for the F word.

    EDIT CUBED: Maybe that was something another God shouted? Seems odd it would have come from a hole...
     
  20. Ace_97

    Ace_97 Well-Known Member

    No wonder why my hero heard a spider pig saying, "I'm your god, you better not waste your money." Well it went something like that.
     

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