Universal Godville

LOL my hero just paid 159 coins for a cardboard box and is now going forth wearing it on her head. Hope it's not covering her eyes!

 

While the Lightsaber-toothed Tiger was busy engraving an epitaph on a tombstone for me, I taped a "Kick Me" sign to his back, then fled.
sweet

 

What's the point of money?

 

your hero/heroine buys equipment, you hero can offer some gold to you giveing you some godpower, hmm i think some is needed to join a guild

 

i just died but still have my equips? have to start quest over, but barely started anyway

 

That's a good thing...?

 

i guess, lost 1.6k+ gold though, hmm should've used godpower to heal

 

Shoulda, Coulda, Didn't.

 

While I slept it looks like my hero was up to some good. Completed a quest (now on 7: Learn how to bite own elbow), and he upgraded several of his items. He now has 4 + items, the highest +3. Nice.

Also:

10:41 Shaman Kong handed me his “Will code HTML for food” tablet and drowned himself in the nearby volcano.

Heh.

 

Tried to lift the shop, but failed. I'm such a bad shoplifter.


11:49
Deadly Terminator T-34 rushes toward me. Almighty One, please, be on watch!
11:50
Hid from the Terminator T-34 at the graveyard.

 

Cool! My hero just scored his first invite to Godville from a fight. I was beginning to think I wouldn't find one.

Now who should I add?

 

Love this game!

Hilarious, easy-going, enjoyable, and clever. What more can I ask for? Plus, just found an invite to Godville. God's name is Atroc if anyone wants to add me!

 

"I noticed a message engraved on the head of a fallen bald hero, 'Sun eat sum more mushrooms now'"

 

Epic Beard Man was too strong for me. Whatever, someday I shall take revenge.

 

Call the amber lamps!

 

i dun think Godville has any amber lamps

 

Just suggested new monster: Alien that wants to nest in your stomach

 

I also think they need more items that hero crafts out of dead monsters -- ex., Killed Hobbit, made Hobbit-Fur sweater vest. Soft and comfortable, but I fear the little buggers might try and mate with me.

 

cool you can see if they approved it or not, i fixed the phrase "Ran into a sign that said, 'All your bases are belong to us'." to 'All your base are belong to us' since that's what the original quote is

 

"Saw another hero's god in my dreams. My Lord, give me a sign of your presence, I beg you... I feel so lonely. " hmm could that be you hodapp

also seems my hero has been doing some good deeds now