Goat Simulator Coffee Stain Publishing Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer haveā¦ TouchArcade Rating: $6.99 Buy Now Watch Media DetailsGoat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your mobile dreams have finally come true! Gameplay-wise, Goat Simulator is all about causing as much destruction as you possibly can as a goat. It has been compared to an old-school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff. more! When it comes to goats, not even the sky is the limit, as you can probably just bug through it and crash the game. DISCLAIMER Goat Simulator is a completely stupid game and, to be honest, you should probably spend your money on something else, such as a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe pool your money together with your friends and buy a real goat. KEY FEATURES * You can be a goat * Get points for wrecking stuff - brag to your friends that you're the alpha goat * MILLIONS OF BUGS! We're only eliminating the crash-bugs, everything else is hilarious and we're keeping it * In-game physics that bug out all the time * Seriously look at that goat's neck * You can be a goat Information Seller:Coffee Stain Publishing Genre:Action, Simulation Release:Sep 17, 2014 Updated:Mar 12, 2024 Version:2.0.7 Size:715.8 MB TouchArcade Rating: User Rating: (25) Your Rating:unrated Compatibility:HD Universal AlexsIpad Well-Known Member Jun 23, 2012 839 0 0 London, England #2 AlexsIpad, Sep 16, 2014 It's happened metalcasket Moderator Staff Member Patreon Silver Patreon Gold Patreon Bronze May 24, 2010 11,065 1,342 113 Deepest Circle, Hel #3 metalcasket, Sep 16, 2014 wat *buys* Breinstein Well-Known Member Sep 27, 2012 527 5 18 The Netherlands #4 Breinstein, Sep 16, 2014 What a strange game. What exactly is this? oooooomonkey Well-Known Member Jan 15, 2011 6,307 0 0 Forge World #5 oooooomonkey, Sep 16, 2014 Nooooo y u not in uk yet. ? Pah waits impatiently Lemmonz Well-Known Member Jul 16, 2014 78 0 0 #6 Lemmonz, Sep 16, 2014 It's here. rIcHrAnDoM Well-Known Member Patreon Silver Nov 17, 2008 7,936 30 38 Steelworker/Welder Indiana, USA #7 rIcHrAnDoM, Sep 16, 2014 I Will have this game! Been waiting for this and will buy straight away as soon as this hits the US store! Infinity89 Well-Known Member Apr 8, 2013 2,170 0 36 #8 Infinity89, Sep 16, 2014 I have heard a lot about this game but what exactly is this? AlexsIpad Well-Known Member Jun 23, 2012 839 0 0 London, England #9 AlexsIpad, Sep 16, 2014 What's not to get? you are a goat that destroys everything in it's path oooooomonkey Well-Known Member Jan 15, 2011 6,307 0 0 Forge World #10 oooooomonkey, Sep 17, 2014 Downloading now ,..... Greyskull Well-Known Member Dec 13, 2009 5,587 1 38 Photographer/Social Sciences adjunct/sweet sweet l Fort Lauderdale #11 Greyskull, Sep 17, 2014 Go home devs. Maximum radness achieved. /yes I am buying it Sanuku Well-Known Member Jun 14, 2009 11,954 4 38 Austria http://www.touchgameplay.com #12 Sanuku, Sep 17, 2014 Game Impressions Subscribe to the TouchArcade YouTube channel Greyskull Well-Known Member Dec 13, 2009 5,587 1 38 Photographer/Social Sciences adjunct/sweet sweet l Fort Lauderdale #13 Greyskull, Sep 17, 2014 Only the greatest idea since man first touched himself. Alpha version (computer versions) gameplay footage...BEHOLD Mene <b>ACCOUNT CLOSED</b>: <em>Officially</em> Quit iO Mar 18, 2012 1,873 0 0 #14 Mene, Sep 17, 2014 And I thought flappy whatever was as crap as the App Store could get.. Ye gods Greyskull Well-Known Member Dec 13, 2009 5,587 1 38 Photographer/Social Sciences adjunct/sweet sweet l Fort Lauderdale #15 Greyskull, Sep 17, 2014 You don't really Mene that. TheNoobOfTheCentury Well-Known Member Aug 3, 2014 105 0 0 #16 TheNoobOfTheCentury, Sep 17, 2014 Did anyone get it yet? If so, is the port worth it? NOEN Well-Known Member Jul 31, 2012 3,245 0 0 U.S. #17 NOEN, Sep 17, 2014 Maybe I'm missing something. It does look like stupid physics fun, but is there anything thing else to this besides running around bashing stuff? Like are there any extras or missions or things to unlock or is it more of a crazy high score/combo chaser? Just wondering because of the higher price tag. It looks like some of these tech demos you find for free deep in the bowels of the App Store. Plus, wasn't there a dog one like this like a year ago? I think he he would get high and run around bashing stuff or something like that. Lol, Shed some light here people!! Hoggy110 Well-Known Member Jan 11, 2012 2,670 0 0 Student The rainbow-fuelled nightmare of my mind https://twitter.com/Hapmatic #18 Hoggy110, Sep 17, 2014 This is so like this game. Releasing the game on Wednesday instead of on the big release Thursday. Interesting fact: This game actually has a Flappy Bird-esque mini game in it Capricornman Well-Known Member Dec 8, 2011 2,992 0 0 #19 Capricornman, Sep 17, 2014 I guess I'm pretty much obligated to get this rIcHrAnDoM Well-Known Member Patreon Silver Nov 17, 2008 7,936 30 38 Steelworker/Welder Indiana, USA #20 rIcHrAnDoM, Sep 17, 2014 I'm getting this the minute it hits the US no matter, just curious GC? (You must log in or sign up to post here.) Show Ignored Content Page 1 of 8 1 ← 2 3 4 5 6 → 8 Next > Share This Page Tweet Your name or email address: Password: Forgot your password? Stay logged in
I Will have this game! Been waiting for this and will buy straight away as soon as this hits the US store!
Only the greatest idea since man first touched himself. Alpha version (computer versions) gameplay footage...BEHOLD
Maybe I'm missing something. It does look like stupid physics fun, but is there anything thing else to this besides running around bashing stuff? Like are there any extras or missions or things to unlock or is it more of a crazy high score/combo chaser? Just wondering because of the higher price tag. It looks like some of these tech demos you find for free deep in the bowels of the App Store. Plus, wasn't there a dog one like this like a year ago? I think he he would get high and run around bashing stuff or something like that. Lol, Shed some light here people!!
This is so like this game. Releasing the game on Wednesday instead of on the big release Thursday. Interesting fact: This game actually has a Flappy Bird-esque mini game in it