Universal Glorkian Warrior: Trials Of Glork - (by Pixeljam)

Will the moon locals mind that I came uninvited….? … NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! I hope this doesn't frighten anyone, it's meant in the best of spirits.

 

Nice, MisterEd!

 

Agree!

 

Thanks guys! I was concerned my only response would be "Bro? No. No, bro." This game is awesome and James Kochalka is a fantastic artist on many levels.

 

i love this game. but its abit clunky and choppy on the 4S after a few hours into it. Can you guys please fix this in the next update?

 

We can try to address that, but a sure fire way to fix it right now is to just force-quit the game and launch again. Or restarting your phone might work.

 

I put your fan art up on my tumblr. I think was AWESOME!

http://kochalka.tumblr.com/post/80073495176/i-love-this-the-glorkian-warrior-fan-art-from

Anyone else dare to give it a go? I need more!!!!!

 

A few hours of playing (in a row?) and then it lags? Sounds like a memory leak or something...? (I haven't encountered that.)

 

Thanks everyone, for helping to make our launch week a success. We sold over 7000 copies in the first week. I hope word of mouth continues to spread.

Next up is my graphic novel, The Glorkian Warrior Delivers a Pizza, out in stores on March 25. You can preorder it on amazon now.

 

Awesome news! I am happy for you. You gys deserve it. And hope you keep selling and make more awesome games with Glork

 

I hope so! I have so many ideas.

 

Any Glorkian Warrior fans here who happen to live in or near NYC? If so, please come to my Glork book release party at Bergen St. Comics on April 4.

Here's the flier:

 

Hey alright! That's right in my part of town.

 

Just a heads up that we have submitted version 1.0.2 to Apple today. This update:

-Improves EDGE controls. Tap jumping should be less touchy / sensitive, especially on phones.
-Resolves the rare issue of the game not being able to get past the initial GameCenter yes/no screen.
-Allows you to view your high score on the progress screen.

No idea when it will actually be live... hopefully early next week!

Thanks again to everyone here for helping us fine-tune the Glorkian machine.

PS - A larger update with GameCenter achievements is in the works...

 

Now that we're off the front page of the app store I expect sales to drop dramatically, but it was fun while it lasted. Now begins the long journey of building awareness of our game through personal appearances, word of mouth, blogging, and anything else we can think of!

 

Any chance of 2 player co-op mod ?

 

Exactly how would that work?

 

Congrats on being voted TA GOTW! It is a well deserved honor.

 

Glorkian Warrior was on Danish national TV last night. Check this link to see their report:
http://www.dr.dk/Ultra/Troldspejlet/Spil/2014/0317145126.htm

 

Weapon idea: a beer keg that shoots chugs of beer. Sound effects for weapon firing would/could be a sample of "chug chug chug chug chug chug woo!!" from James K. Superstar's immortal rock classic Keg Party.

Please, make this a reality.