Alert!!!!! Rippa! The good ole Galactic Captain has sent me ANOTHER Galactic Gunner Promo Code!!!!!!! To be in the running to win this one all you have to do is post in this thread the best reason why you reckon you deserve a free promo code rather than paying ONE measly $US dollar to buy it! I'll pick the cleverest (most pathetic) reason to win a Galactic Gunner promo code! Well... start posting!!!!
I deserve this promo code because my whole life I have hade a dream to liberate the galaxy from evil!! If I get this promo code the treploids won't stand a chance!!
not that I hope i win a code but this gives me a chance to confess...If I were to have this game my hands would be busy playing this then fooling around with two girls I work with. I cant help it!! ITS FUN
If I won a Galactic Gunner code.. Then I won't have to run around the house with only my tighty whiteys on and a frying pan on my head (turned backwards) smashing tomatos that have been named "Treps" in order to save the Mac & Cheese empire. If I won the code then I can run around the house with only my tighty whiteys on and a frying pan on my head (turned backwards) smashing tomatos that have been named "Treps" in order to save the Mac & Cheese empire, except while playing Galactic Gunner.
I am a simple hobo. A hobo of simpleness. Some call me the hobo of love. Nevertheless, a simple hobo am I. I wander the streets alone, me... and the Sweet Bay shopping cart that I managed to hijack over the yellow line. And my collection of snow globes. Man I love snow globes. Anyways, while I was at a dumpster behind Red Lobster, I saw a man. But he was no ordinary man, no, dressed up all fancy-like in his business suit. Not a muck of grime on him, not at all. He was hosting a competition. A hopscotch endurance contest. Well, when I saw the banner, all I read was scotch which is why I went over to him, the hop part was blocked by a tree... When I asked him where the scotch was, he eyed me with disgust and sent me off on my way. I asked again, where's the scotch, and if he were prejudice against homeless people. He asked me to leave. I right hooked him, and ran far, far away. The following day, I went back to the place where he'd been the day before. He'd been replaced with another fellow. A little younger, but a lot friendlier. I asked him about the scotch. He laughed kindly and told me it was a hopscotch competition (like I mentioned earlier). Memories came flooding back to me. Hopping over rats, hopping over garbage lids, hopping... well, you get the picture. Anyways, I signed up for it, and was told that it'd take place on Tuesday. Tuesday, I showed up in the best garb I had, a Gap outfit with a light blue shirt and khakis that belonged to a guy on a bike that... accidentally... swerved into traffic... when I suddenly stopped and stooped over to... pick up... my Betty Boop... snow globe... but like I said, I showed up that fine Tuesday, but it rained. No contest, and my LG refrigerator box home was no more. The following day, I returned. The competition was about to begin. I sized up the competition, which consisted mostly of 6 year old girls dressed up in pink fairy outfits. Surely they'd be no match for me. The gun was fired, the hopping began. The course started at the park, then continued on to the beach, the pier, out of the pier and back onto the beach, the suburban sidewalks, a senior citizens home, and circled back to the park. When I arrived at the starting line, I wooted a victory woot! The man handed me the prize, an iPod touch, and shook my hand, while we both posed for a picture for the local newpaper. A mother behind me wondered where her daughter that I pushed into the ocean at the pier could be.
That was interesting Kamazar... But haven't you already won half the Gunner contests or am I mistaking?
Haha, I'm just doing it for the heck of it, I've already gotten enough codes (unlike Bat, who has to have every single dang one), and I really like writing these short, short stories
Tho when I thay to thomeone that "I won a Galactic Gunner promo code," thothe bathtards won't thcream with laughter ath they inthult me becauthe of my lithp! Pleathe path off that thcarthe prithe to me......
So, my wife left me. My kids wonder what is wrong with me. "dad, you sit there just staring at the same screen , day after day. What's it called ? "Galactic gunner". " what is so great about the game?". They just don't understand. How could they? Some so small that gives purpose, meaning, fulfillment to my life? "dad, you don't even OWN it!" Exactly. How much richer might my life be? One dreams of the stars, the universe, the mysteries of life. I dream of Galactic Gunner.
Anyone else think they deserve a free Galactic Gunner promo code? Post your best sob story as to why I should give you one - and the best (most pathetic) entry will win a Galactic Gunner promo code!!!!
I deserve a Galactic Gunner promo code because my wife won't let me buy apps and I have to scrounge and beg for codes here on Touch Arcade.
Hello, I am an old lad who lives in a shoe. I have 42 kids who are all down with the flu. I just lost my job, our car broke down and we live 25 miles out of town. Our cat got sick and our dog ran away (let me tell you we are having a bad day!) We've all got a bad back and what we really lack is an extra copy of Galactic Gunner. If you have one just lying around, why that would be very cool! Give it to me 'cause I need it real bad, little Jimmy (our youngest) is just oh SO sad. I know this would make his day but I won't say "Thanks" or post a "Received", that's just my TA group way. I know you'll give me what I want because I am just so needy. So look around and see what can be found signed, Jeep the Greedy. PS: wat wiz me bad helth and pore educajun, me cant thinc of a soap story so me took one frome freecycle modes... saw wwen me wins me can sellit on ebay to bye me an educajun...
Any chance we're going to get a winner tonight? I'm getting anxious! Haven't heard from Wingman B in some time.....
