Galactic Moron Contest! Only 9-ish hours to go... Just post up here why you think you deserve a promo code for ezone's crazy app - CRAZY DUMMY!!! We've had some good reasons/uses so far... ... get posting!!!
Before I came here to the mental institution, I was a lumber jack. Nothing special, I had my axe, my flannel shirt, my jeans, and my log cabin home. I fulfilled every stereotype of the lumber jack. I even had the fuzzy beard that wasn't quite yet a beard. Now, as you might guess, my business was wood. I chopped it, it came down. Every morning was the same. Get up, breakfast, leave on my truck, chop down some trees, come home, shower (sometimes), sleep. May seem lonely to some, but I was content. The view up there in the mountains was amazing. A couple years back, I had begun a hobby. Nothing special, just making stuff out of wood. Toys, miniature trains, carvings, stuff like that. Well, one day, a man comes to my home while I'm smoking some venison, and asks me to make him a puppet for his daughter. He told me how she'd like it, and I agreed, thinking it'd be finally a challenge I could sink my whittling knife into. I started that very night, lopping a chunk here, shaving a piece of there, embedding my knife practically all over the wood. It was strange, though, for it was unlike anything I'd ever worked with before. The only way to explain it is that it was like molding clay, so easy to work with. Working steadily for two weeks, three days before the man was suppose to come pick it up, I was finished. And I was quite pleased with it to. The eyes were smooth, the body painted with soft, glowing colors, the joints moved with ease, it was almost as if it were... alive. Satisfied with it, I went to bed. I had a hard time going to sleep. The mattress just didn't feel quite right. My mind was restless. The pillow was way too hot. I finally dozed off around two am. My slumber didn't last for long. Perhaps around four in the morning or so, I heard something. The TV was on. Not remembering to have watched any at all that day, I was puzzled. I walked into the living room, what I saw... terrified me. It was... Rosie O'Donnell in 1080i on my HDTV. The clarity, the vividness, the detail, it was all too much. My vision blurred, by eyes burned. I collapsed to the ground. The wooden dummy sitting in my recliner saw me on my knees, jumped out of the seat, and turned the volume up to 80 decibels, infiltrating my mind with the screeching voice. My body seeking escape from the torture, and with no method of self-defense (a Crazy Dummy app by Ezone® really would've been helpful right then) I passed out. When the father came, he saw me in a state of disrepair. Oreos were strewn all over the house. The delicious cream filling found in Twinkies streaked the walls. Doughnuts hung from the chandeliers, and I was found in my tub, surrounded by cupcakes. When he questioned me, I merely told him the truth of the events from the night before. In what seemed to be a minute, I was put in a straitjacket and brought here, in this comfy padded cell. Sometimes, they let me outside. There's an electric gate, surrounding me of course, but they've given me stuff to play with. Like a Potato Head... he waves at me sometimes... Disclaimer: All written in this story is merely poking fun. I do not mean anything figuratively, implicitly, or obviously. The literature is meant to be humorous, not insulting.
LOL, thx, Squeaker, but I've already won 6 codes. I oughta gives others a chance... unless you guys insist I take it, though
Awooooga!! Awooooga!! Attention!!! There's only a few more minutes to get in your entries to the "Galactic Moron Contest" or the "Why I deserve to win a promo code of ezone's bonza crazy app - Crazy Dummy!". HURRY!!!!
Okay!!! And the winner of the "Galactic Moron Contest" or the "Why I deserve to win that amazingly fantastic, hilariously ingenious and terrifically entertaining crazy app from the great blokes from ezone - Crazy Dummy" is............ ...... Surprise - Commander Kamazar!!!! Congratulations Commander Kamazar!!! Your entry was very clever! And the consolation prize of a promo code for ezone's hysterical crazy app - Crazy Mouth - goes to.... oneman!!! Whose entry was.... well.... a non-entry!! Well done everyone!!!!! Stay tuned for more RIPPA promo code contests!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks captain Wingman B, and especially Commander Kamazar, that was another Galactic moment! i would've parnicipated, but me didn't get the question...
Heads up!!! Think relatively quick-ish! : ...... C R A Z Y D I S C O EE7R9L9WER79 Get down and boogie!!!
ezone crazy app promo code! Hey! Think medium-ish fast! CRAZY HARP 4P4JXHRXK6Y6 It's been said that its music soothes even the meanest Trepidoid warrior
Aw crap I didn't mean to, but I redeemed Crazy Harp even though I already have a code Oh well, here is my other code, up for grabs... TWHE9HJRWJL6 OOPS!!! There's a catch....2 adjacent characters are switched! Figure out which 2 and it's yours hahahahaaaa!!!!!
