New Contest!!! Thanks Commander Bat!!! I call this next contest the "INTERGALACTIC PROMO CODE RACE"! Why? Well, because usually in a real intergalactic race (the few that I have participated in anyway) you travel the first few galaxies at a leisurely pace - it only really comes down to the final burst of speed at the last few billion kilometres. So "why is this contest like that?" I hear you ask... Well... I'm going to put up the first half of a promo code for Crazy Chainsaw, a fun little crazy app that turns your iphone into a virtual chainsaw! It doesn't actually cut anything though... but it does make real chainsaw sounds and vibrates!!! Plus it's activated by the accelerometer! RIPPA!! Anyway... Here's the first half of the promo code: REMNMN****** Now!! And this is the fun part... I need to get 10 - that's right 10 - posts after this one and I'll post up the second half of the code. Then it will be a mad dash to the "finish line" as everyone races to enter the full code first... Got it? Good! Here we go... On your marks.... Get set..... .....hold it..... ....wait for it....... ......... ...... ....... .....aaaaannnnnd....... ........GO!!!!!!!
Yup, I think people who came here late were all confused and didn't want to read through 100+ pages of posts =D
Ready?! Okay! Here it is..... ...the second half.... of the promo code..... for Crazy Chainsaw.... ******TM49FX GO! GO!! GO!!!
So that codes Wingman B has been giving you are... worthless?! The only way you can save them is to transport them to my unflooded valley of circuitry happiness. Quick, Bat, before it's too late!!! Why do I want the app? Well, it all started long, long ago, while I was flying. I'll never forget the day... it was May 6th, a beautiful summer, first one in a long time in Germany. I stepped onto the craft with the love of my life, Martha. We were going on a round trip with our son John and Herbert, to the United States, where I had come from originally before moving to Berlin. It was a joyous occasion. Her relatives were there to see us off. I'll never forget the crying yet happy face of my mother-in-law, Helga, she was so sad to see her daughter go, but there were tears of joy down her face, knowing what kind of life she would soon have. Well, we stepped aboard the craft, it was nearly noon. The captain and co-pilot were already at the helm, the bags were already inside, we waved a final time and then stepped inside. John, the youngest one, quickly ran to our quarters. He was so happy. Herbert, however, didn't adopt such a cheerful attitude, but instead took to skulking the decks. We didn't know what to do with him, so we just let him wander hoping he'd get caught in the turbines or something. Martha and I sat down, I was anxious to show her my hometown, my favorite soda, my favorite diner, Coney Island, everything. I could barely contain my excitement. My wife, however, was a bit nervous. To console her, I decided to go get some gin and tonic. Perhaps it would calm her a bit. As I walked toward the bar, I spotted the lavatory. Thinking I'd take care of some urgent business before getting the drinks. As I stepped out, I thought I'd have myself a cigar, to celebrate. However, a spark caught onto a trail that lit the stall I had just occupied. The public stood outside watching the Hindenburg explode and catch on fire. Eventually, the flames reached the hydrogen tanks, and the hope for anyone survival was lost forever. I was the only one that managed to escape by being propelled through the window in the bathroom, and landing on an awning at a market, but with more than just scrapes and bruises, of course. I was overcome by grief at the loss of my loved ones, and have blamed myself for the tragedy ever since. Why do I want this app? Well, to prevent something like this ever happening to someone close to me ever again. Edit:Hahahaha. I read the post for the fart detection app several pages back. Ah, well, might as well keep the story for entertainment purposes.
I haven't laughed so hard in a while. I think we all get our promos taken away, cuz this was a total win =P
Rippa! Well, what can I say? That's very clever... Unfortunately I don't have any more Crazy Fart Detector codes on me at the moment... Instead... I'll PM you a promo code for Crazy Lighter - GOLD! That way next time you go to light a cigar - there will be no real naked flame! Congrats!!!
