Funny Joke Time! Yay!

This.

 

a monk, a rabi, and a priest walk into a bar. the bartender looks up and says "is this some kind of joke?"

 

Says the girl who is supposed to be "mature"

 

wholy schit that's gross
whoever thought of that one is demented

 

great one! i didnt get it first time as i just skimmed through it, but once u do the math, i got it

 

lmfao

 

Ha ha ha ha, hahaha, ha, ha, ha, oh, a-hee-hee, ha ha, oh, hee hee, hee ha, ahaha.
And I thought my jokes were bad.

 

hahahhhhhhahahhahahah i get it

 

Wow. That was just wow.

 

First man: I am so miser that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money.
Second man: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend.

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A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.
“You’ll get your chance in court,” said the Police officer.
“No, no no!” said the man. “I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I’ve been trying for years.”