It's ridiculous how immature you are, and try to act grown up. If you don't like it, don't open the thread.
Growing up doesn't make any of these really creepy jokes any better... seriously... these are AWFUL! The things they're talking about are HORRIBLE and real life issues that are really, really bad...
What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
One day there were 3 men and a priest. The priest says " You three men do any sin and I will forgive you by drinking this holy water". At the end of the night the priest asked "What did you do"? The first man said "I robbed a bank". So, he was forgiven with the holy water. The second one said " I shot somebody random". He was ALSO forgiven with the holy water. The third man said "I peed in the holy water"...
haha i used to say that joke al the time How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them im horrible aren't I?
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight. The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened. She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room. "You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?" The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"
