Funny iTunes Review Comments!

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  1. Twiddle

    Twiddle Well-Known Member

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    #1 Twiddle, Feb 27, 2010
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    Hey guys, sometimes I'm checking the reviews and when someone reviews something, and I just have to burst out laughing! Here's an iTunes review that I found very funny. If you want to post a review from iTunes you found funny, just post it here, saying the Apps name and then post the screenshot of the comment.

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    App: Adult Sex Trick

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    I was just browsing the Top Free apps, and Adult Sex Trick had such a low rating, so I wanted to see the reviews. This one was pretty much on the top of the reviews, you might be able to see it for yourself if you check the iTunes store.

    If this gets popular enough, I might go and find more screenshots of other funny iTunes reviews.
     
  2. Scaramoosh

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    I just love the reviews where people say things like "the camera flash doesn't work"......... course not you moron, you can't generate light from nowhere. The latest one I noticed was that hand heater one.... lol.
     
  3. Somerandomdude

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    Well, I'm not going to post a screenshot, but here's one I found on Skater Nation Lite's review page:

    "Posted by Ooga 2000

    This should not be rated 4 and up! When my husband got this game, I had to cover my six year old son's pupils!"

    So I guess that seeing the stomach area, a dude without a shirt, or people falling over is inappropriate for a 6 year old. That kid's gonna be traumatized when he hits middle/high school.
     
  4. wootbean

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    always the negatives reviews, often they're from people who are just stupid
     
  5. Twiddle

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    True. :)
     
  6. dumbname

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    twiddle, on the same app if you keep reading there are so much more hilarious ones. there was one where the guy said he was so mad that he this app made him want to delete all his apps, his hard drive to his computer and something else i cant remember. it made me lol
     
  7. Twiddle

    Twiddle Well-Known Member

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    Haha, post a few of them, dude! :D
     
  8. Random_Guy

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    Australia, mate!
    What are you doing looking at that app in the first place?
     
  9. dumbname

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    seeing if its worth downloading. ;)
     
  10. Twiddle

    Twiddle Well-Known Member

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    I was just curious as to why an app would have a 1.5 rating and still in the top charts. Pretty stupid how things work out huh? Some stupid and useless app gets in the top charts, but the deserving apps don't... :(
     
  11. Random_Guy

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    Australia, mate!
    They obviously work on sales, which means that most people would purchase an app before reading the reviews.
     

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