Funny AppStore reviews

Discussion in 'General Game Discussion and Questions' started by Based Xatu, Apr 18, 2015.

  1. ashmike3

    ashmike3 Well-Known Member

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    My favorite was a review of King of Dragon Pass. I can't seem to upload the image but the jist was that after 4 or 5 playthroughs the reviewer felt it was just not worth the $10... 2 stars. Lol
     
  2. jellybeans12345

    jellybeans12345 Active Member

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    wrote a book on the app store there was a line about zoo animals splashing in the shower!!

    the review was from a mother who stated that although she loved the app.. it wasnt hygienic for animals to be in the shower...
    Hmmmmmm.... Not sure if it was very hygienic for the little old lady to live in a shoe either!!!!!
    ;););););););)
     
  3. Based Xatu

    Based Xatu Well-Known Member

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    From the mouth of an expert:
     

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  4. Based Xatu

    Based Xatu Well-Known Member

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    4 for the price of 1:
     

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  5. Exact-Psience

    Exact-Psience Well-Known Member

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    The Work-At-Home Guy
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    I wonder what she'd say to Baek and Hwoarang :D
     
  6. Based Xatu

    Based Xatu Well-Known Member

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    Tofu:
     

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  7. Based Xatu

    Based Xatu Well-Known Member

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    1 out of 4:
     

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  8. Greyskull

    Greyskull Well-Known Member

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    Aww man you just brought me back to...2009?8?
     
  9. Based Xatu

    Based Xatu Well-Known Member

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    This was said about Space Marshals
     

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  10. Based Xatu

    Based Xatu Well-Known Member

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    Crescent moon quality
     

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  11. Exact-Psience

    Exact-Psience Well-Known Member

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    The Work-At-Home Guy
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    Ha! Im glad the thread got the necro treatment. I actually read everything again starting from page 1. Good stuff :D
     
  12. Deadpool6902

    Deadpool6902 Well-Known Member

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    Lol it is free right now
     
  13. ackmondual

    ackmondual Well-Known Member

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    There have been reviews saying "this game is great!", but then 1-star. On the flipside... "this game is lame"... 5-stars!


    One of them for Ghost Stories, which is a digital implementation of the board game of the same name... "The dice are loaded. There should be an option to roll your own dice, and input the results". There was also a complaint about a rule (3 Haunted village tiles in a row) which was wildly misunderstood (it's ANY 3 haunted village tiles) about one of the lose conditions.
     
  14. johndoep

    johndoep Active Member

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    Really hope they're doing this on purpose

    gods help that person if they're not
     

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