Funniest, Wierdest thing in you spam box!

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  1. motitas

    motitas Well-Known Member

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    #1 motitas, Feb 2, 2010
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    heres mine to get it started:

    keep posting your experiences!

    From; Rose Ibaa,
    Abidjan ,Ivory Coast
    West Africa.

    Dearest One,

    Permit me to inform you of my desire of going into business relationship with you. I got your name and contact from the Ivoirian chamber of commerce. I prayed over it and selected your name among other names due to its esteeming nature and the recommendations given to me as a reputable and trust worthy person that I can do business with and by the recommendation , I must not hesitate to confide in you for this simple and sincere business .

    I am Rose Ibaa the only Child Daughter of late Mr. and Mrs. Ibaa. My father was a very wealthy cocoa merchant in Abidjan , the economic capital of Ivory coast, my father was poisoned to death by his business associates on one of their outings on a business trip .

    My mother died when I was a baby and since then my father took me so special. Before the death of my father on october 2008 in a private hospital here in Abidjan he secretly called me on his bed side and told me that he has the sum of Ten million,five hundred thousand United State Dollars. USD ($10,500,000.00) left in fixed / suspense account in one of the prime bank here in Abidjan ,that he used my name as his only Child Daughter for the next of Kin in depositing of the fund. He
    also explained to me that it was because of this wealth that he was poisoned by his business ssociates.
    That I should seek for a foreign partner in a country of my choice where i will transfer this money and use it for investment purpose such as real estate management or hotel management .

    Dear, I am honourably seeking your assistance in the following ways:
    (1) To provide a bank account into which this money would be transferred to .
    (2) To serve as a guardian of this fund since I am only 19years.
    (3) To make arrangement for me to come over to your country to further my education and to secure a resident permit in your country.
    Moreover, Dear, i am willing to offer you 15% of the total sum as compensation for your effort/ input after the successful transfer of this fund into your nominated account overseas.

    Furthermore, you indicate your options towards assisting me as I believe that this transaction would be concluded within three (3) days you signify
    interest to assist me. Anticipating to hear from you soon.

    Thanks and God bless.
    Best regards,

    Rose Ibaa
     
  2. Bramsey89

    Bramsey89 Well-Known Member

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    I forget the exact words but it was like...

    "Brian,

    It has been a long time since we did not meet

    -Jacob"
     
  3. Mathieu914

    Mathieu914 Well-Known Member

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    pretty funny :p
     
  4. motitas

    motitas Well-Known Member

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    You don't wanna know
    no one else got anything?
     
  5. FilthyCanadian

    FilthyCanadian Well-Known Member

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    Attn: TO WHOM IS MAY CONCERN

    I realize there are many rules in the English language. One of the most basic is I before E, except after C. However, there are many exceptions to this rule, for example, WEIRD.

    Good day, and good luck!



    Boy that's odd.
     
  6. CDubby94

    CDubby94 Well-Known Member

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    Betty White
    Nice catch, I didn't even notice that.
     
  7. The Bat Outta Hell

    The Bat Outta Hell Moderator
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    Attention : *


    I just want to inform you that I have packaged and deposited your TRUNK BOX worth 1.5Million USD at the Nigerian International Air Port with Nasuba Express Delivery Services to deliver it to you.



    Find Nasuba Express Contact Information Below :
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    Contact Officer: Mr. Sean Harris
    Email : [email protected]
    Tel: +234 8083475523... Make sure you Call



    Kindly Re-confirm the Dispatch Information for the Delivery by *the Information stated Below:


    Full Name;........ *
    Home Address;........ *
    Occupation......
    Telephone:........
    Age:....
    Annual Income;.........
    A copy of your Identification:....


    Note: The only fee that will be charged is just 115USD for the SECURITY SAFE KEEPING FEE *of your TRUNK BOX, Because no one is permitted to open up the TRUNK BOX as it is against the law because of the documents which has been signed by the New President Federal Republic Of Nigeria, If you are willing to get your funds in three working days, Please make fast the payment of the USD125 *through the western union money transfer to the details that i shall provide.



    Once again,Insurance and delivery charges have been paid for, but the *only fee remaining is the SECURITY SAFE KEEPING FEE of 115USD which you will be required to pay. Also note that Nasuba Express World Wide do not know the content of the parcel,I registered it as an African magazine,they do not know it contains 1.5Million USD inside. The TRUNK BOX has a pin code number 8346 operate it when your Receive the Package.


    Awaits your shipping information and Security Keeping Fee 115USD so that we can Proceed *Immediately.


    Best Regards
    Barrister Susan Mills
     
  8. organerito

    organerito Well-Known Member

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    The offered to sell me Viagra:mad:

    As if I needed it:cool:
     
  9. The Bat Outta Hell

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  10. Registeel

    Registeel Well-Known Member

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    I can't remember it exactly except this company asking if I still wanted my penis.

    Also

    Hey, I'm Ruby

    And this is the story of Keith the lonely Ninja.Once upon a time, in a small village just outside Kent lived a Nina named Keith.Other than being a Ninja, he worked in a nearby Tesco Express and voulenteerd in the local library on Wednesday.However, Keiths life was not perfect, (despite the ideal jobs) as Keith was very lonely.So keith signed up for Loners United, a speed dating service.He also signed up for weight watchers, as he had let go a bit recently and needed to tone up.Anyway, Keith attended the speed dating and it was there he met a fine young woman, with bright blue eyes, long flowing hair and an ample chest. Her name was Belinda.But Belinda was not the subject of Keiths dreams.belindas pet parrot, Roger was.Roger was a mangy looking bird that had flight difficulties. But Keith loved him.Within a few weeks, Keith and Roger had been on several dates and fallen deeply in love.They married in a garden shed, and shared a lovely honeymoon in Croydon.And that is the end of the story of Keith the lonely Ninja. And the moral of this story is that the perfect parrot is out there waiting for you.
     
  11. starjimstar

    starjimstar Well-Known Member

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    Fake Name Fail

    Subject: Long time we did not communicate, it's me - Lena!

    We were talking on the forum, remember me? I am Maria from Russia!
     
  12. LBG

    LBG Señor Member

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    #12 LBG, Jul 24, 2010
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    thou dost smile. then the apple-bloom shook on the hill; and other constipations we sit apart, yet wrapped in that one vesture

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  13. Random_Guy

    Random_Guy Well-Known Member

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    Australia, mate!
    Like others, I can't remember the exact words. But it was some guy asking me to give him $100 so that I can go in the run to win $1 million. :rolleyes:
     
  14. Vovin

    Vovin 👮 Spam Police 🚓

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    Well...
     

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  15. YouAllEverybody

    YouAllEverybody Well-Known Member

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    you guys look in there?
     
  16. Brazilian Rider

    Brazilian Rider Well-Known Member

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    FSU College Application "Sent" Confirmation...

    I guess my Spam box dislikes FSU also :p
     
  17. synther

    synther Well-Known Member

    An anonymous person offered my 3 free condoms by e-mail. If I wanted them they would be delivered to my house. WTF?
     

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