Prepare to deliver gifts and sh!t down chimney's in Santa's Special Delivery! Good boys and girls get gifts, bad boys and girls get coal, and absolutely rotten children get a code brown from Santa's downtown. Too EXTREME for Apple, too OFFENSIVE for your children, too HARDCORE for your FACE! Player's take control of Santa's sleigh - complete with twelve tiny, exploding reindeer - to help him travel city to city to perform his Christmas Eve deliveries. At the end of each city exists a single house - one with someone just so rotten, that Santa has to pop a squat on their chimney and squeeze out a growler. [*] Fun 'Simon Says' style gameplay - press the buttons in the right order to deliver the proper packages down chimneys. [*] Awesome 8-bit graphics. [*] Was considered too extreme by Apple. [*] A truly retro soundtrack of holiday favorites - remixed with farts. [*] Did we mention there's a minigame where you crap down people's chimneys? [*] ...and you can blow up their houses, with nothing more than the almighty sphincter of Santa. ANDROID https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.ceruleangames.santasspecialdelivery OUYA https://www.ouya.tv/game/Santas-Special-Delivery/ PROMO VIDEO https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eohT85GpwIs
