[FREE] Santa's Special Delivery

Discussion in 'Android Games' started by vanasenshi, Dec 12, 2014.

  1. vanasenshi

    vanasenshi New Member

    Dec 11, 2014
    #1 vanasenshi, Dec 12, 2014
    Last edited: Dec 12, 2014

    Prepare to deliver gifts and sh!t down chimney's in Santa's Special Delivery! Good boys and girls get gifts, bad boys and girls get coal, and absolutely rotten children get a code brown from Santa's downtown. Too EXTREME for Apple, too OFFENSIVE for your children, too HARDCORE for your FACE! Player's take control of Santa's sleigh - complete with twelve tiny, exploding reindeer - to help him travel city to city to perform his Christmas Eve deliveries. At the end of each city exists a single house - one with someone just so rotten, that Santa has to pop a squat on their chimney and squeeze out a growler.

    [*] Fun 'Simon Says' style gameplay - press the buttons in the right order to deliver the proper packages down chimneys.

    [*] Awesome 8-bit graphics.

    [*] Was considered too extreme by Apple.

    [*] A truly retro soundtrack of holiday favorites - remixed with farts.

    [*] Did we mention there's a minigame where you crap down people's chimneys?

    [*] ...and you can blow up their houses, with nothing more than the almighty sphincter of Santa.




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