FREE Massager! No Need to Spend a Dime!

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  1. goodcode

    goodcode Well-Known Member

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    #1 goodcode, Dec 30, 2009
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    How long do you spend you time at the computer,or desk daily?
    8 hours?
    what? 23/7? Well, you are either self-employed or offering computer maintenance services.:D

    Tell me something, are you getting sore muscles, stiff neck or back pain?
    And, ladies, are your spiky heels giving you a hard time and tight calves?

    You can totally loosen or even lose those knotty muscles in an EASY and FREE way!

    Get this secret weapon: Free Vibrating Massger
    App Store

    FEATURES:

    - 6 Different Vibration Levels to Choose From.
    - Change Vibration Pattern to Meet Different Needs.
    - Vivid Animations that synchronizes to the vibration.
    - Life-like sound.
    - Beautifully Designed Graphics.
    - Lifetime Free Update, More Massager Designs to Come.
    - Support English, French, German, Italian, Japanese, Korean and Chinese.

    ** This app works on iPhone only **

    What's Inside:

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    App Store

    If you want to get more amazing and relaxing experiences, Relax Hub would be your perfect choice! More features inside: Office Yoga, Daily Self-help Massages, Vibrating Massager, Ambient Sounds and Binaural Tone to help boost your sex drive!

    App Store
     
  2. The prez 12521

    The prez 12521 Well-Known Member

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    Just what I needed! I need my iPod to vibrabte for me!!! *throws something out the window* heheWTF
     
  3. goodcode

    goodcode Well-Known Member

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    Oops, one thing I forgot, this app only works on iPhone! :)
     
  4. The prez 12521

    The prez 12521 Well-Known Member

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    Sh1t! I just threw my _ _ _ _ _ out the window and now someone else is using it! Just kidding.
     
  5. Negamaki

    Negamaki Well-Known Member

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    I would like to buy a vowel please.
     
  6. keydoo

    keydoo Active Member

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    Cool,dude!
    Just what I wanted! :cool:
     
  7. TheGreemSim

    TheGreemSim Well-Known Member

    So my ipod can vibrate now, well guess I can give my ***** to charity. Oh and my dildo as well
     
  8. louise

    louise Member

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    C'EST BIEN!
    Does it get animations and those buzzy sounds? That'll be cooool as h****ll!:D
     
  9. TheGreemSim

    TheGreemSim Well-Known Member

    So I downloaded this vibrating app and went to work leaving my iphone with my girlfriend for the day. I came home from work and when she returned the iphone it felt rather sticky.
     
  10. keydoo

    keydoo Active Member

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    Is it because it vibrates and melts? Or it shaked___out of itself? :D
     
  11. Negamaki

    Negamaki Well-Known Member

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    She prob put the iPhone in her dog's mouth or something.
     
  12. TheGreemSim

    TheGreemSim Well-Known Member

    Same thing happened with the wii-mote after i bought a wii for her birthday, still can't quite put my finger on it :rolleyes:
     
  13. Negamaki

    Negamaki Well-Known Member

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    Tell her to keep her electronics away from the dog.
     
  14. TheGreemSim

    TheGreemSim Well-Known Member

    Well I'll tell her to keep them away from her dog :cool:
     
  15. goodcode

    goodcode Well-Known Member

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    WOW, even dogs dig it?? :eek:
     
  16. The prez 12521

    The prez 12521 Well-Known Member

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    Dude, this thing digs and drills dogs. Haha
     
  17. Random_Guy

    Random_Guy Well-Known Member

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    Australia, mate!
    This app is awesome!
     
  18. zaqualieff

    zaqualieff Active Member

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    Theres a naughty one up there as well called iTingle :)

    This ones quite festive!, Crimbo decorations = win!
     
  19. TheGreemSim

    TheGreemSim Well-Known Member

    Now that sounds right up my girlfriend's "dog's" alley... Damn, I'm really milking this now :cool:
     
  20. Negamaki

    Negamaki Well-Known Member

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    What kind of dog does she have?
     

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