We're Giving Away Some Promo Codes for 'fowlplay', the greatest pigeon pooping game since...ever! Want a free promo code? All you gotta do is post below your funniest bird jokes, anecdotes, or stories. Have a completely cheesy but funny joke about pigeons? An embarrassing time you got pooped on? Post it here, and we're giving the best jokes/stories a free promo code!
Oh... here is another one : It's a Japanese political joke "There is a bird in Japan. China recognized him as a duck while America did as a heron. But somehow a bird himself believes he's a pigeon ...."
Just the other day I was walking out of Target and was walking behind a beautiful girl I am not sure why she turned around (i wasn't stalking her ) but as she turned around to look at me a bird pooped on my shirt. That was some horrible timing. She turned around quickly after that and I'm pretty sure she was laughing. hehe
when I was really little, me and my family went to the zoo in the area with all the birds, and apparently a bird pooped on me. It got all over me and in my ear, and I guess I freaked out. So yeah, that's my funny/embarrassing story of when I got pooped on.
haha these are great! keep 'em coming We're planning to run the contest until Wednesday (might keep it open longer if necessary).
Warning this is true!!!!! Well I go to a picnic and since I like birds I brought bird seeds with me. so I tear it open when this random stranger yells "BOO!!!!" and I jump scattering seed all over me. I say, "Aww, shi-" when I get bombarded by pigeons......I yell, I scream, I try to get away when I hear some one say "DO A BARREL ROLL!!!!!!" So I roll manage to fall in a lake brick my itouch and have people laugh at me......
silly person: Why does your son say, "Cluck, cluck, cluck". sensible mom: Because he thinks he's a chicken . silly girl: Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken ? sensible mom: Because we need the eggs My joke!
@Spaztrigger Oh no! Great news everyone! We've got extra promo codes to give out, so keep the jokes and stories coming - we're gonna try and hook up as many people up with a promo code as we can!
Ok so ive already entered... But I got another good one... It's a bit risqué but here goes A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says ... Well, I guess we finally answered "THAT question!"
A buddy of mine is a birdwatcher, a real hard core birdwatcher who has seen birds in remote locations of the world that would make National Geographics green with envy. He would even take turns watching bird nests to protect eggs from German egg poachers. One time when walking through town he nabbed an apple hanging out from a garden and started eating it but noticed pretty fast that it was rotten. Without looking or thinking he hurled the apple back a the tree. Then we hear a piegon call out in agony as it drops to the ground, struck by the apple. So, whenever he tells stories from the jungles of South America or the African Plains we always ask him: - What happened the time when you found that apple, please tell us that story instead?
These are great folks - we've got more codes to give out, so keep on bringing the laughs! We've started to send out promo codes, so if you already posted be sure to check your PM's/emails!
Bird jokes? Mitch Hedberg has quite a few of those. I could quote them but I feel they're much better when watched than when read. his delivery allows the joke to reach it's maximum humor potential. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZneT3MbZgsI
Chicken Said the chicken, "I dream of the day when chickens can cross roads without their motives being questioned!"
Thanks for the promo code Playing this thing for a while now, enjoyable pooping @Happynin also got promo codes giveaway, everyone should check it out.
