Fml

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  1. GatorDeb

    GatorDeb Well-Known Member

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    #1 GatorDeb, May 14, 2009
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    Look at the Apps forum for my FML thread for more info :D But some of the stories were so good I thought I'd make a thread in the lounge to post the best ones we come across.

    I'll start:

    Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up behind my cat and scare it with a loud "boo!" The cat responded by jumping up, and running across my apartment, which would have been fine, except for the fact she left a trail of liquid **** everywhere she went. FML

    Today, one of my three-year-old twin daughters asked, "Dad, can we get a cat?" I replied in a gentle dad voice, "No, honey, dad is allergic to cats. That means they make him sneeze and sniffle. So we can't get a cat. Sorry." After a slight pause, the other asked, "When you die can we get a cat?" FML

    Today, a parent came into my class and told one of my 6 year old students that their grandma died. Then the parent left. The kid started crying from the news, which then got all the other students crying. I spent the rest of the day comforting a class of kids crying over someone else's grandma. FML

    Today, while working at a children's day camp, one of the kids who is allergic to peanuts went into anaphylactic shock. I ran and grabbed the boys eppe pen. I was holding it backwards so the injection went into my hand, causing me to pass out and both of us to be rushed to hospital. FML
     
  2. supg328911

    supg328911 Well-Known Member

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    haha im gonna go get this, these are hilarious..the other threads were funny to..ill post later
     
  3. worldcup1100

    worldcup1100 Well-Known Member

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    I love FML, it is one of the few apps I MUST check daily.
     
  4. THEDeliriumTrigger

    THEDeliriumTrigger Well-Known Member

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    This site has turned to crap, its all fake now. And some of them are painfully obvious in how fake they really are.
     
  5. DHrox

    DHrox Well-Known Member

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    Got scared by a camel spider. FML. It ran 30 mph after me. (only ex-soldiers and soldiers will get the joke)
     
  6. Stykman

    Stykman Well-Known Member

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  7. pablo19

    pablo19 Well-Known Member

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    I think some of the comments MAKE the FML:


    Now check out comment #9

    hahahha, ...:cool:
     

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