In case you weren't sick of this stuff already, I present to you... https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.AcidDuck.FlappyTurd&ah=HwUr2g2rPnNkpetDc7A78OiX0sA
If anyone has any suggestions I would totally add them to the game, I've really got nothing better to do at the moment.