0:16... I guess it's safe to come out from my bunker, but I don't really want to anymore! Oh the amount of bacon you guys saved during the shortage of bacon chaos!
You might think it is but......... By the way did you save any of that tasty Canadian back bacon ?....there was also a crate of Special maple syrup from Quebec...Mmmmmm
I don't know about you, but come doomsday (later today, of course) I'll be crunching bacon and be playing Ravensword. I pity the poor fool who passes without bacon in the mouth and digital pixels reflected in his eyes.
Oh damn... See the thing is... I kinda ate it all... Please forgive me guys Electricity went off and I had to take the bacon from the fridge. I didn't want to waste any food, so...
Thousands of years from now on some exo planet the holy words from the book of JBRUU will be studied and revered!
I'm messaging you all from the future. It is December 22nd, the year... 2012. Things aren't any worse, but they aren't much better either. Welcome to the rest of your life. It'll probably continue to suck.
Dammit. And I thought there would be some huge difference. Does money grow on the trees, by any chance, or have all Android phones spontaneously combusted?
Your $.99 has to have a more profound effect! Your heroic action last night at 11:59 pm has to have some significance or else all is lost.....
It wasn't worth my buck if money doesn't grow on trees now would rather've perished in a post-bacon and desolate world than shell out my $.99 for only saving earth. Not happy with my purchase at all. Should've been free or ad supported.
Lolssssspost-bacon Just think if money grew on trees humans and their predictable greed might even do the ethical thing and start replanting trees back starting with the depleting rain forests! Dirty run down cities could be brought back to life with more vegetation. Even if money grew on trees and there was more than enough to go around mankind would still fight and kill each other over it so ya! Your .99 cents will go down in history as a nice gesture tinged with buyers remorse. Even a dreaded freemium would have been easier on you .........?!
Decades later our grandchildren will ask us how did we survive the world's end. We shall answer with a question: Which one of them?
