Excuses are accepted!

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Lounge' started by 2pic, Aug 20, 2009.

  1. gekkota

    gekkota Well-Known Member

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    Yes, but I thought everyone likes bad 80's music.

    Did you just text me?
     
  2. AaronAMV

    AaronAMV Well-Known Member

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    yes, but i thought i was texting your sister

    did you just throw your itouch across the street?
     
  3. LBG

    LBG SeƱor Member

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    Yes, because it smelt like herpes

    Did you just knife Elmo?
     
  4. Kamazar

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    Yes. He watched me while I slept.

    Do you have an obsession with Johnny Depp?
     
  5. Alichan76

    Alichan76 Well-Known Member

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    #25 Alichan76, Aug 22, 2009
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    Yes.......terday I watched Chocolat 5 times in a row!

    Are you trying to think of a witty answer to this question?
     
  6. Brazilian Rider

    Brazilian Rider Well-Known Member

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    Yes, but my answer was so witty that I can't post it here.

    How many licks does it take to get to a tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?
     
  7. randomdude

    randomdude Well-Known Member

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    Yes.......sterday(thank you Alichan76) it took me 56 licks.

    Whats one plus one even if there's no one?
     
  8. Yes, Brain, but if they called them "sad meals" no one would buy them.

    Did you remember to dispose of the body?
     
  9. worldcup1100

    worldcup1100 Well-Known Member

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    #29 worldcup1100, Aug 23, 2009
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    Yeees, oh wait... I forgot about the baby's body.

    If a tree falls and no one is there to hear it, does it make a sound???


    EDIT: And to avoid ruining the flow and adding an extra post: The post below me is scarring. Thank you Kamazar for creating an answer that in no way can be answered without causing irreparable damage.
     
  10. Kamazar

    Kamazar Well-Known Member

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    The vibration waves still propagate through the molecules of oxygen and nitrogen, but no one is there to experience auditory stimulation. So, no, by our definition, it doesn't make a sound, since there's no one there to hear it.

    Do you desperately want to find worldcup1100 naked on your bed after coming home from work?
     
  11. gekkota

    gekkota Well-Known Member

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    Yes, but I think that my husband would be a little upset.

    Did you find the spycam I hid in your bathroom?
     
  12. The Game Reaper

    The Game Reaper Well-Known Member

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    Yes, but I put it in the neighbors. :p

    Do you secretly want to sleep with Bill Gates?
     
  13. pablo19

    pablo19 Well-Known Member

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    I'm BACK!

    Yes, but only if he becomes a hobo and gives me all his money.

    Do you believe in rainbow unicorns that stalk people?
     
  14. h0130j03

    h0130j03 Well-Known Member

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    yes and they're related to charlie the unicorn.

    have you seen the word hobo multiple times in the forums and thought maybe h0130j03 would take offense? :)
     
  15. Yes, but I figured a bottle of Mad Dog 20/20 would make him forget about it pretty quickly.

    Has anyone told you that when you sit like that your balls hang out?
     
  16. Slapshot

    Slapshot Well-Known Member

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    No.

    Do you like Purple Pandas that eat Hannah Montana flavored Pancakes?
     
  17. Brazilian Rider

    Brazilian Rider Well-Known Member

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    You just failed Slapshot.

    Yes, but only if they are made with her body parts.

    Do you enjoy passionate butt sex?
     
  18. Slapshot

    Slapshot Well-Known Member

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    I know. That was the purpose of it. :D
     

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