Excuses are accepted!

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Lounge' started by 2pic, Aug 20, 2009.

  1. 2pic

    2pic Member

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    Hi guys!

    Offer you to take part in this non-related-to-the-iPhone game. The goal is following - I ask you a question and you need to answer with the form "Yes, but..." and then give any excuse. And after you have you ask an another one question (to the next user) and so on and so forth.

    Well, if you like this offer and have a desire to take part in it - join & keep up the topic ;)

    For example:

    Q: Do you like to sing in the bath?
    A: Yes, but when my girlfriend is out.



    Do you like sleep for a long time?
     
  2. Yes, but then the nightmares come and I must kill again to quiet the voices.

    Do you like erotic topiaries?
     
  3. h0130j03

    h0130j03 Well-Known Member

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    Yes, but then I don't :)

    Do you not like the iPhone/iTouch?
     
  4. upsidedown

    upsidedown Well-Known Member

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    Yes, but i still play it because it was so expensive.:)

    Do you ever play the cello while eating a hot dog?
     
  5. darchinst

    darchinst Well-Known Member

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    yes but only in the dark recesses of my mind.

    Do you enjoy the pleasure you give yourself?
     
  6. Brazilian Rider

    Brazilian Rider Well-Known Member

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    Yes, but not when I get caught :p

    Do you like it that the reason the economy is in the gutters and the fact we are in a war is all due to the fact you touch yourself at night?
     
  7. Booch138

    Booch138 Well-Known Member

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    Very aware, only I have that special touch.

    Can you fathom how incredibly flacid the cake has been lately?
     
  8. aboll2009

    aboll2009 Well-Known Member

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    Yes, but only when I chose to think.

    Do you realize you're the spawn of the devil?
     
  9. theone1007

    theone1007 Well-Known Member

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    Yes, but I don't like to mention my father.

    Do you like eggs?
     
  10. Kamazar

    Kamazar Well-Known Member

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    Yes, but only with ham and as unhealthy amount of food coloring.

    Do you like to cha-cha the cha-cha?
     
  11. Yes, but this damn stutter means it's almost impossible to stop.

    Do you like gladiator movies?
     
  12. Booch138

    Booch138 Well-Known Member

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    Not as much as I like watching Glen Beck publicly humilaite himself time and time again.

    Are the jews gone yet?
     
  13. h0130j03

    h0130j03 Well-Known Member

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    yes, but that topic seems to sensitive.

    would you watch another world war 2 movie.
     
  14. Brazilian Rider

    Brazilian Rider Well-Known Member

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    Yes, but only if Hitler makes a surprise appearance.

    Do your parents know you're gay?
     
  15. DHrox

    DHrox Well-Known Member

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    Yes, but only when I touch myself.

    Did you know that I sleep with your mother?
     
  16. darchinst

    darchinst Well-Known Member

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    yes and i notified the FBI about your extreme necrophilia.

    are you /b/tard?
     
  17. h0130j03

    h0130j03 Well-Known Member

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    yes but only when i try to be

    are you a pedophile maniac with hemophilia?
     
  18. Prab

    Prab Moderator
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    yes but I thought I was you

    Can you say no?
     
  19. Masmo

    Masmo Well-Known Member

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    No, I can't say 'No'

    Do you like to peep into your neighbor's house?
     
  20. AaronAMV

    AaronAMV Well-Known Member

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    yes, but only if the hot girl is there

    do you listen to shitty music?
     

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