Oh, you had to mention Desert Bus, didn't you? Now someone's going to go and make it just out of pure spite and malice. And just think: It would be even worse on the iPhone because the battery would die just minutes before you reach Vegas. And it wouldn't support resuming. So then you'd buy an extended battery case just for the game, and you'd make it to Vegas -- but then it even thatwould die just before you got back to Tucson. Oh, and no accelerometer support for steering, so you couldn't just sit the device on a slight angle to adjust for the slight pulling to the right. And you'll never get your one point. It'll be a metaphor for the futility of life.
Wow... A perfect mod of Real Racing in the woods... Smell the campfire.. Song song?!?! C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G SONG!!!! I guess some of you don't know what that is... Oh well
every time i play this game i just feel like the bear is high, it just seems like hes high wants to eat a bunch then sleeps, then repeats, plus sometimes his eyes are bloodshot, this bear needs rehab for sure ha plus i just realized there's other bear drivers driving around ha its like a twisted game of bumber carts only your on a mission to eat and sleep! this games amazing hahahaha sponegbob jeeze, that would be amazing if you could play that song while playing the game, love the hula girl idea also ha
In 23 minutes, my work day ends and it will then be time to drive home and start my project for the weekend. I'm carving a 7-foot likeness of Enviro-Bear into the tree in my front yard.
got the game! man the controls are confusing. Stupid Badgers always ruin everything. Can someone tell me why the bear can't drive with both hand?
And of course the in-game DLC Hula Girl would HAVE to be able to be thrown out the nearest window and or sunroof, lols!
LLLLLOOOOOLLLLLSSSSS!!!!! That there just literally MADE MY DAY!!! LOLS! EDIT: djflippy, can I PLEASE see a picture of this when you're done, lols? I will save it as my wallpaper on everything I own, lol!
Because Fuzzy Wuzzy said so! Lol! Don't you know all disjointed bears only have one arm? Lols! Well, actually, it's just how the game works/how the dev made it to be... lols.
plus the one bears arm reaches all the way across the screen, its a mutant bear. i think 2 arms would confuse stuff more, there would be too much on the screen. the games great how it is though
Seriously, who needs two mutant arms to drive a crappy Yugo through the woods, hitting everything in sight, and eating like a maniac! ... And yes, this game is AMAZING!!!
When you can snatch the badger from my hand, Grasshopper, only then will you be ready for the Enviro-Bear. Look inward and focus. Right hand circle. Left hand circle. Paint the fence. Master the crane technique.
