Can someone else who has this game please put together some kind of strategy guide because I cannot figure out what you're supposed to do. I just crash in to the tree, then try to put the car in reverse, and get stuck. Maybe this is all part of the game, since bears can't drive cars. Either way, holy cow. Why does this game exist? LOL.
got it.. Put drive in D and then press gass. Try to steer and hit to river or bushes. Either give some food that you grap in mouth. Got to "second stage" with turbo but car felt the same. My two year old kid just loved the watch the bear to drive. And she is harsh iPhone app critic So five stars from her. I give it.. well i cannot give any game stars.. because its kindda joke app more than game
This simply has to be the most hilarious f*cking thing to grace the app store hahaahahahahaha the screens are priceless.
You have to eat berries and fish to get fat enough before winter so you can hibernate in a cave. (When you eat some stuff, go into a cave and you'll go to "year two"...etc.... Or else, in five min of playing, snowballs cover the screen and you die from the winter coldness
LOL, I smash into the boulder at top speed, so I can put a rock on the gas pedal. This game is insane.
HAH it works! Much better to drive after that. Direct quote from buddy: "Havent seen this crappy game in 20 years" ... now he plays it. mad app.
Ohhh I get it now. I didn't know you had to drag the gas pedal down, I thought you just put your paw on it. How do you get a rock to put on the gas pedal? Being able to steer and have the gas down at the same time would be even better. Also, WTF there are other bears driving cars in this forest!
Like what? Maybe a... semi-truck? Lol! It would be kind of fun to have more than one vehicle... a suburban, a Hummer, a semi-truck, a buggy... hmmm... the list could become quite lengthy... not to mention they're all environment-friendly! LOLS!!!
The next time someone starts spouting off about how "video games are not an art form", I now have demonstrable proof that they are wrong. It portrays things in ways that literature, painting, or music, could not possibly equal. This game is genius.
Oh, I wouldn't wish that upon him; he seems like a nice guy. Besides, he would have to reengineer the albie-meter to dip down to zero.
This game has the pride of a lion, the stealth of a badger, the strength of a yak, and the pulsating, roaring heart of a bear!...and fish and berries.
I woke up at 5:30 this morning and out of habit, checked the App Store to see what's new. Seeing the icon for this game, I had to click to see what this App could be. The words WTF could not have been more appropriate. Keep in mind, it's 5:30am and I was NOT prepared for this type of goofiness this early. Strangely, I have been following this thread all day long, chuckling at the comments from those that have played it. The developer is an absolute genius I think. He created something so off the wall, so bad looking, so 'WTF'esque that I'm going to have to buy it just to WTF it for myself. Kudos Mr Developer, Kudos... *edit* Okay, sucker that I am, I purchased this travesty. I recorded my very first play (probably a bad move) and am uploading to YouTube right now. I'll post a link to the abomination after it's done uploading... This will be a game I play when I'm having a seriously bad day at work...
