Universal Enviro-Bear 2010 (by Justin Smith/Captain Games)

Judging by the intelligence of the posters if I had to make a rough guess at the age of people playing a game like this I'd say 12-14.

That means there are about 10,000 12-14 year olds and about 127 adults who voted.

 

Ignorance is bliss, and you stink of bliss. You don't have a clue, do you.

 

Hahahahaha, whatever you say, whatever you say.

 

Voting this game of the year is like voting for the worst singer to win a vocals competition. I dont understand how in the world this piece of crap could ever even be close to considered a note worthy game. What the hell is wrong with everyone...?

Sorry if my opinion offends, but I want to know how many people double and triple voted to get this game so many yes votes on the ballot...

 

lmfao it was a mod who made the 10 million votes
But still the game is pretty fun IMO...
/sarcasm

 

You do realize that this is a joke app, and that everyone here is sarcastic, right?

P.S. Your opinion offended me so much that I ate my ipod. /SARCASM

 

Spider: The Secret Of Bryce Manor is a good game but enviro-bear was robbed when Spider: The Secret Of Bryce Manor was named touch arcades app of the year.

 

oh this thread is a joke. Thank god.

 

How did you not catch that? It's pretty obvious.

 

I hate toucharcade since they didn't make it game of the year! Arn, Blake, Eli, why did you do this? I love enviro-bear!

(sarcasm)

 

LOL at the poll

10,000,150-YES
189-NO

 

this is not a joke, I think it´s well deserved.

 

I agree. This is one of those true quality gems in the appstore. I'm currently on level 7 and having a blast!

 

I also tire from people hogging this thread with comments like: "OMG, this is THE best bear driving a car simulators ever! EVER!!! (sarcasm)"
what the frak is wrong with you people?
Firstly, something doesn't become sarcasm just because you literally write it as a remark to your own writings.
Secondly, stop telling people that everyone in this thread is being sarcastic! You wouldn't know sarcasm if it jumped out of its orange lada and bit you in the behind.
Third: you are hogging your so called "sarcastic" remarks from the game description/review article... try to be a little more original than that.
Fourth: People like you should also stop "nudging" whenever you tell a joke, it's the same error you make here.
Last, but certainly not least: I love this game to death and would trade any gameloft title(s) for it, if needed.

For more notes on sarcasm, humor, satire and abstract reasoning I recommend watching monty pythons flying circus on loop untill you think you have a grasp of the concept. Then - just maybe - you might be ready to experience "Enviro Bear - 2010" and see it for all its brilliance.

This all may be a good spirited and humorous remark with small hints of overreaction, but there is certainly no sarcasm in this post, fyi.

Thank you.

 

I don't think you understand. I mean, have you played Enviro-Bear yet? Maybe you're confusing it with a lower quality game?

 

I recently broke my spine, tore off my leg, gouged my eye out, and was run over by a bus while I was performing the Safety Dance. Soonafter, I decided to purchase Enviro-Bear to see what all the fuss was about. Upon starting up the application, I was healed instantly. 2009 game of the year? HELL yes.

 

This is the best game ever!

 

"Good game to buy for lots make fun!!" actual review by someone.

i never played this game but it looks funny as hell.

 

I own the game, yes and love it to death. No, I'm not confusing it with a lower quality game (wich would be any other game for the iDevices).
So you where trying to point out what?
I guess I just don't know... and I guess that I just don't know - to quote Lou Reed