Universal Enviro-Bear 2010 (by Justin Smith/Captain Games)

Discussion in 'iPhone and iPad Games' started by Phil_Synowiec, Jul 9, 2009.

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Game of the Year?

  1. Yes

    10,000,221 vote(s)
    2,053,433.5%
  2. No

    234 vote(s)
    48.0%
  1. SuperSlovak

    SuperSlovak Well-Known Member

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    Judging by the intelligence of the posters if I had to make a rough guess at the age of people playing a game like this I'd say 12-14.

    That means there are about 10,000 12-14 year olds and about 127 adults who voted.
     
  2. MidianGTX

    MidianGTX Well-Known Member

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    Ignorance is bliss, and you stink of bliss. You don't have a clue, do you.
     
  3. Mr. Crazy

    Mr. Crazy Well-Known Member

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    Hahahahaha, whatever you say, whatever you say.
     
  4. K7A7O7S

    K7A7O7S Well-Known Member

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    Voting this game of the year is like voting for the worst singer to win a vocals competition. I dont understand how in the world this piece of crap could ever even be close to considered a note worthy game. What the hell is wrong with everyone...? :eek:

    Sorry if my opinion offends, but I want to know how many people double and triple voted to get this game so many yes votes on the ballot...
     
  5. da shiz wiz 19

    da shiz wiz 19 Well-Known Member

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    #485 da shiz wiz 19, Dec 27, 2009
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    lmfao it was a mod who made the 10 million votes :p
    But still the game is pretty fun IMO...
    /sarcasm
     
  6. weedeatinflyincougar

    weedeatinflyincougar Well-Known Member

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    #486 weedeatinflyincougar, Dec 27, 2009
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    You do realize that this is a joke app, and that everyone here is sarcastic, right?

    P.S. Your opinion offended me so much that I ate my ipod. :eek: /SARCASM
     
  7. Mr. Crazy

    Mr. Crazy Well-Known Member

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    Spider: The Secret Of Bryce Manor is a good game but enviro-bear was robbed when Spider: The Secret Of Bryce Manor was named touch arcades app of the year.
     
  8. Boardumb

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    Yo Spider, I'm really happy for you, Imma let you finish... but Enviro Bear had one of the greatest bear driving a car simulators of all time, OF ALL TIME!

    This thread is worth being bumped every few weeks just to read the people's comments who don't get the joke.
     
  9. SuperSlovak

    SuperSlovak Well-Known Member

    Nov 21, 2009
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    oh this thread is a joke. Thank god.
     
  10. weedeatinflyincougar

    weedeatinflyincougar Well-Known Member

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    How did you not catch that? It's pretty obvious.
     
  11. I hate toucharcade since they didn't make it game of the year! Arn, Blake, Eli, why did you do this? I love enviro-bear!

    (sarcasm)
     
  12. silverfish9

    silverfish9 Member

    Sep 19, 2009
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    LOL at the poll

    10,000,150-YES
    189-NO
     
  13. goiMot

    goiMot Well-Known Member

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    this is not a joke, I think it´s well deserved.
     
  14. Dark_Messenger

    Dark_Messenger Well-Known Member

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    I agree. This is one of those true quality gems in the appstore. I'm currently on level 7 and having a blast!
     
  15. Ingwersen

    Ingwersen Active Member

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    I also tire from people hogging this thread with comments like: "OMG, this is THE best bear driving a car simulators ever! EVER!!! (sarcasm)"
    what the frak is wrong with you people?
    Firstly, something doesn't become sarcasm just because you literally write it as a remark to your own writings.
    Secondly, stop telling people that everyone in this thread is being sarcastic! You wouldn't know sarcasm if it jumped out of its orange lada and bit you in the behind.
    Third: you are hogging your so called "sarcastic" remarks from the game description/review article... try to be a little more original than that.
    Fourth: People like you should also stop "nudging" whenever you tell a joke, it's the same error you make here.
    Last, but certainly not least: I love this game to death and would trade any gameloft title(s) for it, if needed.

    For more notes on sarcasm, humor, satire and abstract reasoning I recommend watching monty pythons flying circus on loop untill you think you have a grasp of the concept. Then - just maybe - you might be ready to experience "Enviro Bear - 2010" and see it for all its brilliance.

    This all may be a good spirited and humorous remark with small hints of overreaction, but there is certainly no sarcasm in this post, fyi.

    Thank you.
     
  16. tmcaffeine

    tmcaffeine Well-Known Member

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    I don't think you understand. I mean, have you played Enviro-Bear yet? Maybe you're confusing it with a lower quality game?
     
  17. tunawrap

    tunawrap Well-Known Member

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    I recently broke my spine, tore off my leg, gouged my eye out, and was run over by a bus while I was performing the Safety Dance. Soonafter, I decided to purchase Enviro-Bear to see what all the fuss was about. Upon starting up the application, I was healed instantly. 2009 game of the year? HELL yes.
     
  18. Random_Guy

    Random_Guy Well-Known Member

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    Australia, mate!
    This is the best game ever!
     
  19. iphoneprogrammer

    iphoneprogrammer Well-Known Member

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    "Good game to buy for lots make fun!!" actual review by someone.

    i never played this game but it looks funny as hell.
     
  20. Ingwersen

    Ingwersen Active Member

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    I own the game, yes and love it to death. No, I'm not confusing it with a lower quality game (wich would be any other game for the iDevices).
    So you where trying to point out what?
    I guess I just don't know... and I guess that I just don't know - to quote Lou Reed :)
     

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