I pretty much agree. Yes I "get it" and it has a certain charm, but enough already. I played the free PC version once. Was cool and funny...once. More power to the dev though! iFart was #1 before so who knows.
Thank god the thread title is a joke. GOTY? This thread is a hell of a lot more entertaining that the game. Hysteria/mob mentality at its best.
Thank you, thank you very much. I wasn't sure what my iTunes 5 star review would be, but this sums it up quite nicely. People are getting all mushy about this Enviro-Bear phenomenon, and I just got to say: it has changed my life. If you can't figure out from the screenshots alone that this game is for you, then please, just move on. Let us who truly believe in peace, as we find quiet solitude in worshipping our marvelous driving bear.
Away from the driving the bear takes a time out And in his spare time he: Sings in a Band Plays in the NBA And auditions for Simon Cowell
Top 100 worldwide Hey, I love this thread btw... stayed up til 1 am reading it last night and still didn't finish! Don't know if anyone posted these stats before, but I thought you might find them interesting. Top 100 paid apps: 24th - Finland 49th - Poland 73th - Sweden 82nd - USA Top 100 paid games: 10th - Finland 30th - Poland 35th - Sweden 36th - Pakistan 50th - USA 75th - New Zealand 99th - Canada Anyway, thought you'd all like to know. I'll be curious to hear your interpretations of these stats.
99th in CANADA? Oh, I'm just ashamed of my fellow Canucks. And I posted the review and everything. Come on, America Jr., you can do better than New bloody Zealand! I mean, we don't have nearly as many sheep!
Done in one. (Also acceptable: John Candy's last movie.) (FWIW, this "Canadian Bacon" refers to back bacon and is cut from the loin rather than the belly like more standard bacon. We just call it back bacon, though. Peameal bacon is also often called Canadian Bacon. It's the same thing only rolled in corn meal.)
Interesting. It makes sense, because I've always thought Canadian Bacon looked and tasted more like ham than bacon. It's like wondering what they call French Toast in France...I imagine Enviro-Bear would eat all of it regardless of what you called it. Then he would sleep. I wonder if there's such a thing as badger bacon?
Once one stan falls the rest will soon tumble...Tajikistan, Uzbekistan, all of them will fall under the undeniable spell of the Enviro-Bear in time. This game transcends borders, transcends boundaries, transcends ideologies, religion, ethics, and politics. We can all bathe under the glow transmitting from the supple, silky fur of our beloved Enrivo-Bear. If we only had Enviro-Bear earlier, there would have been no wars, no hatred (except of badgers), no discrimination...for there's now one thing we can all rally around as humans, and that is the utter transcendance of Enviro-Bear 2010.
I can see that there are many cleeky 'follow the bear' fans out there, but, what, once we get passed the whole purposefully crass graphics and theme, is the actual draw of this game?
