You needn't worry about being flame-broiled. Enviro-Bear will eat you for sustenance during his long winter's sleep, and when he wakes, you will fuel his further escapades in the forest and in this way give your erstwhile hollow life meaning and purpose at last. It is your destiny. Embrace it, even as Enviro-Bear embraces you. And then eats your face.
He probably didn't think it would be this popular.. BUT IT IS!! I just bought it cause I had to. It's like the game of TA.
I wonder if you'd then have to spend another buck to replace the Hula Girl? This could get expensive.
Crackin up at this thread. I keep thinking that once I push the "Buy Now" button, I'll be greeted by... "SUCKER!! you were fished in by the ultimate TA group shill!!!"
Ohh man, this game is hilarious, barely playable(the driving part) but still fun. I'd like to know who did the artwork for this game, that person deserves an award.
I can bearly stand it! I refused to buy this game, even tho it was 99 cents Hodapp Everyone here makes it sound so great, you better be right! I was questioning how deep it was, or if it was 5min and done, fortunately someone addressed this so that sold me. As for why it's selling, I guess it's what the market can bear.... (boo-hiss)
Enviro-Bear has a unanimous five-star rating, and it just hit NUMBER 100 ON THE TOP 100 GAMES IN THE APP STORE. Come on, people, Enviro-Bear needs to make it to the top spot!
Finally... ...the holy grail of video games is found ! There´s just one more task remaining: Let´s buy this epic piece as much as possible Justin Smith deserves to make billion$ with this to acquire EA and teach them on how to develop games the right way! THE WAIT IS OVER ! SPREAD THE WORD !
Just bought it for the lulz As a fan of "bad games" aka Onechanbara, Bullet Witch ot N3 on the 360, I had to get this one.
They say you can tell what a bear has eaten by examining its scat. As Enviro-Bear makes its inevitable climb up the top 100, we will see the evidence of inferior games that Enviro-Bear has devoured and thrown distainfully out of his car left in his waste. This is nature. This is unstoppable. Survival of the fittest. Life is nasty, brutish, and short. We shouldn't mourn these inferior apps that have lost their lives between the gnashing teeth of Enviro-Bear, we should instead celebrate the awesome and inevitable climb of a truly marvelous specimen of nature doing what it does best...eating lesser creatures, tossing them out of his car, and laying rubber to the nearest cave to sleep the contented sleep of the king of the app store.
I just realized something horrible. If we get this app to climb the ranks, then other devs are going to do what other devs do best, which is copy whatever seems to be working. I'm not going to be happy when I find 100 "Bear Driving" games on the "new games" list, all of them just as horrible as this one, but none of them just as awesome. Oh well.
grrr....you guys suck! I have to buy this game now to help support the TA movement. I won't be able to play until I get home from work though...the anticipation is going to kill me!
The big five-O That's more like it; 50 5-star ratings! (There's also a 1-star rating, obviously left by accident or from someone with zero street cred, whatsoever.) I agree with Entropic; the game can rise to greater heights. I'm sure Mr. Smith is thrilled, not only for the monetary rewards, but what this represents in his study of social networking. Can a few chumps on a forum help to create a successful viral campaign that draws attention to a game that "could" have gone unnoticed, due to the avalanche of submissions to the app store? I think we can; let's do this. I had one single coworker play the game and love it. By the very next day, there was a thread making the rounds, complete with screenshots, links, and a review. The surprising things is, I didn't write it!
