Don't Grind Laser Dog Are you ready to save Narbana, Shlurp, Kutchup and 100's of their friends from the gruesome Grinder? Tap, flick and bou… TouchArcade Rating: Free Buy Now Watch Media DetailsAre you ready to save Narbana, Shlurp, Kutchup and 100's of their friends from the gruesome Grinder? Tap, flick and bounce your way through this awesome action survival game with just one rule: Don't Grind! Features: • Collect 100's of cute, ridiculously named Grindables • Hone your skills and compete for daily medals and challenges • Compete with your friends and fight your way to the top of the leaderboard Don't Grind! Oh and don't forget to sing along: I hope you don’t mind I’m using all the happiness I can find For me and you, all the things we could do Don’t Grind me Away! Protips: Tap to Jump, Swipe to Move, Don't Grind WiFi or cellular connection is required to play. Optional in-app purchases available. Information Seller:Laser Dog Genre:Action, Arcade Release:Nov 23, 2016 Updated:Mar 28, 2020 Version:1.5.7 Size:155.4 MB TouchArcade Rating: User Rating: (19) Your Rating:unrated Compatibility:HD Universal Subscribe to the TouchArcade YouTube channel dragon4ever Well-Known Member Apr 19, 2009 242 10 18 #2 dragon4ever, Nov 24, 2016 I like the game a lot and it's very fun, but the vibration setting isn't working properly. The phone still vibrates even though I disabled this function. I will buy the iap if this is fixed. dragon4ever Well-Known Member Apr 19, 2009 242 10 18 #3 dragon4ever, Nov 24, 2016 The game also randomly freezes on the loading screen after each game at various times. This on the the iPhone 7 with the latest iOS update. esty8nine Well-Known Member Dec 21, 2013 1,044 0 0 #4 esty8nine, Nov 24, 2016 Wow this game is actually a ton of fun, I think the way they did the leaderboard and animations are all really sweet, when I got the "watch ad to continue" I clicked yes, I got to play the rest of my run THeN watch the ad which I never seen before in a game I thought that was a really sweet touch as well. Currently number 1 in the daily Qwertz555 Well-Known Member May 22, 2010 2,318 29 48 #5 Qwertz555, Nov 24, 2016 Last edited: Nov 24, 2016 Before my little rant i want to mention that i bought the ads free version already. I'm a little fan of Laser Dog games. A complete unnecessary german version (this is not a text complicated game) is missing letters (üä...exist almost only in german writings) and has also an ugly starting screen because the german word for grind (zermalmen) is longer, so the last letter n stands alone underneath the rest. Absolutely not tested/controled at all. Sorry Laser Dog, that's very unprofessionaly made. While the above is nitpicking, the very much needed quick replay in these kind of games doesn't exist. It takes way too long. Fail. Also no need for a start button. Simply push the screen anywhere. I love the challenging gameplay, the sfx sounds and the cute death animations. And while the controls might take quite a bit to get used to, personally i get along very well with them. I also think that the last pixel is on the players side, meaning the characters hit-point is quite forgiving/small. Well done. What could be a rock solid 4 star game in my books, is a weak 3 star atm. I'll wait (hopefully) for a quick update before i will leave a rating in my swiss store. Attached Files: IMG_1452.PNG File size: 149.3 KB Views: 6 LaserRob Well-Known Member Sep 26, 2015 103 6 18 #6 LaserRob, Nov 24, 2016 Last edited: Nov 24, 2016 Hi guys! Thanks for all the feedback! I'm so sorry that some people have been having issues and we'll get on top of them asap. Without making excuses, I became a dad last week so there's a chance I've missed a couple of things towards the end! The vibration option not working. - Noted. I can see the issue and will patch that right away. Freezing on iPhone 7 - We are still trying to get hold of an iPhone 7 to test on. But I'll look into this asap too. Translations. - So sorry. This is embarrassing really. We only speak English, so this is the first we've heard. The typeface we're using obviously doesn't have accents and stuff. How annoying. We'll see what we can do about this. Longer restart than needed - Yeah. Good point. It's actually meant to skip the play button after you've seen it once. I'm not sure why that's happening. Added to the list! Also, we did a blog post about Don't Grind if you're interested LaserRob Well-Known Member Sep 26, 2015 103 6 18 #7 LaserRob, Nov 24, 2016 Oh, and also. Feel free to get me direct at [email protected] Qwertz555 Well-Known Member May 22, 2010 2,318 29 48 #8 Qwertz555, Nov 24, 2016 Last edited: Nov 24, 2016 Thanks LaserRob for the quick response, and congrats for getting a happy dad. Good luck! I forgot to mention that we finally have an honest leaderboard in this twitchy genre. One life - one leaderboard...BUT it seems that your skills can get you a continue at around 140, video free since i paid for the ads free version. Maybe there will be another continue coming up (thanks to your skills), but my best of 207 atm isn't enough to find out. I'm totally happy how the Devs implemented the continue(s), if it stays this way only, of course. Edit: yep, i made 215 and no continue showed up. I'm totally fine with this solution. LaserRob Well-Known Member Sep 26, 2015 103 6 18 #9 LaserRob, Nov 24, 2016 Thanks so much! You get offered a continue if these conditions are met: - Your score is not a new high score - You've played over 5 games - Your score is over 20 - Your score is at least 70% of your daily highscore After a lot of testing, this seemed to be the fairest way of doing it. Also, it prevents people being annoyed with it when they get low scores. And if you've bought the IAP (THANKS!!), you get the continue exactly the same, you just don't watch an ad. p.s. my wife just snapped this as I was replying to the last post: vectorarchitekt Well-Known Member Dec 29, 2013 2,489 177 63 #10 vectorarchitekt, Nov 24, 2016 Great game! Controls are spot on!! peon2000 Well-Known Member Oct 19, 2011 68 0 6 #11 peon2000, Nov 24, 2016 I'm really enjoying this one as well. Love that art style, controls work great, sound and haptic feedback are both nice. I'm on an iPhone 7 and no issues so far for me. GJ and thanks to laserdog for another great game! esty8nine Well-Known Member Dec 21, 2013 1,044 0 0 #12 esty8nine, Nov 24, 2016 The asthetic the music everthing is great, would love to see more ! =] esty8nine Well-Known Member Dec 21, 2013 1,044 0 0 #13 esty8nine, Nov 24, 2016 Last edited: Nov 24, 2016 I can't stress how damn fun this game is I don't know how it works but I feel like now that I have a higher score I'm seeing different hazards and patterns now to keep me on my toes it's so great !! Side note: After getting grinded up At the bottom of the screen and I hit "continue" run, it starts me off with still getting grinded up and ends the run... Unless I'm missing something, I tried just continuously tapping but it didn't seem to help. Any ideas ? Edit: oh you have to let it go as you fly up the screen ? I think I figured it out =p esty8nine Well-Known Member Dec 21, 2013 1,044 0 0 #14 esty8nine, Nov 24, 2016 New highest is 331 =D What is platinum for megascore ?? I'm at 3.3k ! 0.0 Mrbestapps Well-Known Member Dec 9, 2015 233 1 18 #15 Mrbestapps, Nov 24, 2016 Awesome game! I was one of the beta testers and i highly recommend this game! Btw not sure if anyone is stupid like me, but you can tap and swipe anywhere... you don't need to tap on the character because I though I had to for ages lol. Another high quality awesome game, and congratulations on your newest addition to your family! ROGER-NL Well-Known Member May 21, 2012 4,030 340 83 Male Gamer. THE NETHERLANDS #16 ROGER-NL, Nov 24, 2016 First of all Congrats to you and your wife for the newborn. Second of all the game is great fun, very simple but you need much skill to get somewhere and it looks great like a Laserdog game, good luck for the game and the newly born. LaserRob Well-Known Member Sep 26, 2015 103 6 18 #17 LaserRob, Nov 25, 2016 Thanks so much!! There's a new version awaiting approval from apple right now jbsib Well-Known Member Oct 4, 2011 213 0 0 #18 jbsib, Nov 25, 2016 Awesome game, highly recommended. The controls feel so natural and fun to use. Great job laser dog on another winner! slamraman Well-Known Member Patreon Gold Aug 27, 2011 2,511 8 38 #19 slamraman, Nov 25, 2016 Last edited: Nov 25, 2016 absolutely terrific stuff - with a nice UK feature too. Not one blemish on your back catalogue. Every game a mini-masterpiece from PUK on. Congratulations on the baby too. coolpepper43 ð® Spam Police ð Aug 31, 2012 4,615 7 38 On the toilet #20 coolpepper43, Nov 25, 2016 I think I'm in love! (You must log in or sign up to post here.) Show Ignored Content Page 1 of 11 1 ← 2 3 4 5 6 → 11 Next > Share This Page Tweet Your name or email address: Do you already have an account? No, create an account now. Yes, my password is: Forgot your password? Stay logged in
I like the game a lot and it's very fun, but the vibration setting isn't working properly. The phone still vibrates even though I disabled this function. I will buy the iap if this is fixed.
The game also randomly freezes on the loading screen after each game at various times. This on the the iPhone 7 with the latest iOS update.
Wow this game is actually a ton of fun, I think the way they did the leaderboard and animations are all really sweet, when I got the "watch ad to continue" I clicked yes, I got to play the rest of my run THeN watch the ad which I never seen before in a game I thought that was a really sweet touch as well. Currently number 1 in the daily
Before my little rant i want to mention that i bought the ads free version already. I'm a little fan of Laser Dog games. A complete unnecessary german version (this is not a text complicated game) is missing letters (üä...exist almost only in german writings) and has also an ugly starting screen because the german word for grind (zermalmen) is longer, so the last letter n stands alone underneath the rest. Absolutely not tested/controled at all. Sorry Laser Dog, that's very unprofessionaly made. While the above is nitpicking, the very much needed quick replay in these kind of games doesn't exist. It takes way too long. Fail. Also no need for a start button. Simply push the screen anywhere. I love the challenging gameplay, the sfx sounds and the cute death animations. And while the controls might take quite a bit to get used to, personally i get along very well with them. I also think that the last pixel is on the players side, meaning the characters hit-point is quite forgiving/small. Well done. What could be a rock solid 4 star game in my books, is a weak 3 star atm. I'll wait (hopefully) for a quick update before i will leave a rating in my swiss store.
Hi guys! Thanks for all the feedback! I'm so sorry that some people have been having issues and we'll get on top of them asap. Without making excuses, I became a dad last week so there's a chance I've missed a couple of things towards the end! The vibration option not working. - Noted. I can see the issue and will patch that right away. Freezing on iPhone 7 - We are still trying to get hold of an iPhone 7 to test on. But I'll look into this asap too. Translations. - So sorry. This is embarrassing really. We only speak English, so this is the first we've heard. The typeface we're using obviously doesn't have accents and stuff. How annoying. We'll see what we can do about this. Longer restart than needed - Yeah. Good point. It's actually meant to skip the play button after you've seen it once. I'm not sure why that's happening. Added to the list! Also, we did a blog post about Don't Grind if you're interested
Thanks LaserRob for the quick response, and congrats for getting a happy dad. Good luck! I forgot to mention that we finally have an honest leaderboard in this twitchy genre. One life - one leaderboard...BUT it seems that your skills can get you a continue at around 140, video free since i paid for the ads free version. Maybe there will be another continue coming up (thanks to your skills), but my best of 207 atm isn't enough to find out. I'm totally happy how the Devs implemented the continue(s), if it stays this way only, of course. Edit: yep, i made 215 and no continue showed up. I'm totally fine with this solution.
Thanks so much! You get offered a continue if these conditions are met: - Your score is not a new high score - You've played over 5 games - Your score is over 20 - Your score is at least 70% of your daily highscore After a lot of testing, this seemed to be the fairest way of doing it. Also, it prevents people being annoyed with it when they get low scores. And if you've bought the IAP (THANKS!!), you get the continue exactly the same, you just don't watch an ad. p.s. my wife just snapped this as I was replying to the last post:
I'm really enjoying this one as well. Love that art style, controls work great, sound and haptic feedback are both nice. I'm on an iPhone 7 and no issues so far for me. GJ and thanks to laserdog for another great game!
I can't stress how damn fun this game is I don't know how it works but I feel like now that I have a higher score I'm seeing different hazards and patterns now to keep me on my toes it's so great !! Side note: After getting grinded up At the bottom of the screen and I hit "continue" run, it starts me off with still getting grinded up and ends the run... Unless I'm missing something, I tried just continuously tapping but it didn't seem to help. Any ideas ? Edit: oh you have to let it go as you fly up the screen ? I think I figured it out =p
Awesome game! I was one of the beta testers and i highly recommend this game! Btw not sure if anyone is stupid like me, but you can tap and swipe anywhere... you don't need to tap on the character because I though I had to for ages lol. Another high quality awesome game, and congratulations on your newest addition to your family!
First of all Congrats to you and your wife for the newborn. Second of all the game is great fun, very simple but you need much skill to get somewhere and it looks great like a Laserdog game, good luck for the game and the newly born.
Awesome game, highly recommended. The controls feel so natural and fun to use. Great job laser dog on another winner!
absolutely terrific stuff - with a nice UK feature too. Not one blemish on your back catalogue. Every game a mini-masterpiece from PUK on. Congratulations on the baby too.
