Distant Shore Conversations

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  1. Haephestos

    Haephestos Well-Known Member

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    Bump! I'm enjoying reading all of these!
     
  2. Jeremy1026

    Jeremy1026 Well-Known Member

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    They will probably just ban you. They are pulling your UDID (probably) so they can tell where to route replies back to. They probably have something in their code that makes it so they can ban UDIDs from sending bottles. I have it set up so I can ban people in iDice if they post faked scores or if they post scores with curse words as their nickname.
     
  3. The Game Reaper

    The Game Reaper Well-Known Member

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    A few of my conversations....

    Received: I've been thinking, and I think my island is better then yours! lol :p

    Me: Really? Well atm there's a group of semi-naked tribeswomen dancing around me! Take that!

    Received: Right. I'm coming over!

    Me: You'll never get past my fearsome turtle!

    Received: Oh crap, what do you give it, steroids!?

    Me: No, it's just SEX MAD!!!

    Received: LMAO!
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    Received: Do you prefer cats or dogs?

    Me: To eat? Dogs. They have a little more meat on them...

    Received: But hamsters are sweeter! Just don't buy them from Richard Gere.

    Me: My personal favourite is squirrel. Quite a nutty flavour.

    Received: Don't eat the nuts!

    Me: But they're the best part!

    Received: LOL!
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    Received: Do u feel safe and secure using ATM machines?

    Me: I have one word for you: Jacked!

    Received: hahaha!

    Most of mine are pretty immature, but who cares!
     
  4. sam the lion

    sam the lion Well-Known Member

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    I hope that big breasts is not considered bad language... someone just asked what turns me on.
     
  5. pablo19

    pablo19 Well-Known Member

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    lol! :d
     
  6. marlenedegrood

    marlenedegrood Well-Known Member

    I'm going to have to start taking screen snaps, I've had to throw away so many funny conversations to make room for more.
     
  7. Kamazar

    Kamazar Well-Known Member

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    A couple questions.

    1) Is it like Zephyr? Better? The app seems awesome.

    2) Do you get to actually pick up bottles as your roam the island, or do the messages randomly appear?

    I'm probably gonna get this app :D
     
  8. goblues11

    goblues11 Well-Known Member

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    Heres one of mine
    Received: Howdy, stangerrrr! I'm stuck on ye bloody island arr? Have you seen me parrot

    Sent: Yes, he is sitting at the tip of the mountain with his gangsta friends

    Received: Do they do drugs? I told him to stay away from them.

    Sent: Yeah. They are all cocaine addicts

    Received: Well, at least it's not heroine

    Sent: They just got a shipment of that too. The only thing they don't have is marijuana. Sorry, but I had to tell you

    Received: Yeah, thanks, you're a true friend

    Sent: LOL Thanks
     
  9. Haephestos

    Haephestos Well-Known Member

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    After reading all of these, I think I will buy this app!
     
  10. Haephestos

    Haephestos Well-Known Member

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    I went an bought it, and I'm loving it!
     
  11. nickels

    nickels Well-Known Member

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    Here is my longest on-going conversation to date. It began about two days after the app was released, and is still ongoing right now. I am the person that found the bottle, the other person is the one who started the game we are playing. Now, normally I suck at this, but I figured out the solution pretty quick (luck).

    Read from the bottom up!
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    HOORAAH!!! And it only took you 9 questions! :D
    Your turn. :)
    <<In Reply To>>

    Are you Albert Einstein?
    <<In Reply To>>

    Yes, I was American.
    <<In Reply To>>

    Are you American?
    <<In Reply To>>

    Indeed I was.
    <<In Reply To>>

    Were you alive in the 1900s?
    <<In Reply To>>

    I certainly made a contribution to cosmology, though this is not to say that it was my main field.
    <<In Reply To>>

    Hmmm....
    Is your main field Astronomy?
    <<In Reply To>>

    Good one! I actually had to look that one up.

    I had reading glasses which I sometimes wore.
    <<In Reply To>>

    Do you wear glasses?
    <<In Reply To>>

    Yes indeed :)
    <<In Reply To>>

    Do you have a moustache?
    <<In Reply To>>

    Yes! :)
    <<In Reply To>>

    Are you male?
    <<In Reply To>>

    Why yes I am! :D
    <<In Reply To>>

    Are you a scientist?
    <<In Reply To>>

    No I died peacefully still solving a problem.
    <<In Reply To>>

    Were you murdered?
    <<In Reply To>>

    No not a musician.
    <<In Reply To>>

    Were u a musician?
    <<In Reply To>>

    20 questions.
    Which dead person am I?
     
  12. Aerospeed

    Aerospeed New Member

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    Hilarious messages

    Okay, I've been reading other people's messages, but it's my turn to share some of the fun I've been having.

    THEM:
    what dO yOu think it'll be lyk if we didnt have electrOnic$z?

    _;* MiCHEllE ya diqq$z?!

    ME:
    Greetings, Michelle. I, for one, believe that without the use of electronics, this conversation would be technically impossible as our communication is made through these Apple devices that consist of the technological advances brought about by the research of electronics.

    That and videogames would suck.

    THEM:
    videO qame$z are $tartinq tO $uck lOl it$z da $ame cOncept Over and Over aqain!

    ME:
    Yes, Michelle, videogames have recently seen a decline in the creativity used to fabricate them. One might possibly argue that developers of said games rely so heavily on tried-and-true formulas that they forgo all originality in the pursuit of the almighty dollar and thus see a fall in quality in the goods they output.

    That and they're lazy.

    THEM:
    lOl i do lyk dat qame $kate 2 fOr p$3

    ME:
    Michelle, do you not see the irony in your own statement? A minor faux pas, to be sure, but after proclaiming that video games are merely the same thing repeated ad nauseam, you then commented on your fondness for Skate 2, a game whose very title indicates that it is a sequel and thus retreads concepts and gameplay delivered in the initial offering of the series.

    That and you spelled PS3 with a dollar sign.

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    ME:
    If it's not hurting
    It's not working

    THEM:
    Thats not what's love about

    ME:
    Actually I meant exercise.

    THEM:
    O.k thats right

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    THEM:
    Don't turn around a ut oh

    ME:
    What? WHAT? I've turned around several times now and I still haven't seen anything!

    (Is it okay to stop now? I'm getting dizzy)

    THEM:
    I said DONT turn around idiot

    ME:
    OH thank goodness. Anything else I shouldn't do that you need to let me know about?

    THEM:
    Don't reproduce.
     
  13. coconutbowling

    coconutbowling Well-Known Member

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    LOL, your second one, was hillarious. I haven't had any good conversations recently.
     
  14. hazmat95

    hazmat95 Well-Known Member

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    hahahahai loled on that
     
  15. Steve2000

    Steve2000 Well-Known Member

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    I don't know what's worse, Michelles "1337 speak" or your condescending attempt to sound intelligent. You sound like a computer program.
     
  16. Aerospeed

    Aerospeed New Member

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    Well, I just finished "The Caves of Steel" by Isaac Newton which has a robot as one of the main characters, so I guess it rubbed off onto me. :)
     
  17. Steve2000

    Steve2000 Well-Known Member

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    I shouldn't be so hard on you then. I often sound like someone from the Victorian period after reading Dickens.
     
  18. Kamazar

    Kamazar Well-Known Member

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    Kinda obvious that she's toying with you. Still fun to read, though.
     

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