Received: ?????? Sent: What? You spent so long on a deserted island that you forgot how to speak? Received: Yep. I'm like tom hanks in castaway. Sent: Liar! You just spoke!!!!! Received: Oops!
That's great! LOL I'm loving this app way too much. I now have lots of messages coming thick and fast and some of them really make me laugh.
My longest conversation so far. Rec: Help! Sent: Where are you!?!?! *call for help too* Rec: England and the tide is coming in!!! Be quick!!! Sent: Sorry, I can't help you anymore! Bye! *about 15mins later* Sent: Are you still alive? Rec: Blub! Blub! Just!!! Sent: I'm coming!!! *swim* Sorry about just now! My tummy is bursting awhile ago! Rec: Better take plastic loo roll with you it's reuseable and it floats Sent: Huh!?! Why did you tell me now?! You should do it sooner.. I am already halfway to you.. Oh well.. *Swim back to get plastic loo roll* Rec: One drawback, it slide up your back when used. Where are you swimming from? Sent: I don't mind as long it can be use/wipe!. I am swim*cought*ming from*cough* Singapore *cough* Rec: Just a short swim then 5000 miles maybe. Hitch a lift on a humpback whale. Tide is up to my knees, swim faster!
My Msg: Am I dreaming? Reply: Don't know. Could be Msg: Then what are you doing in my dream? Reply: Eating pizza Msg: Holy S^&% there's pizza in my dream???? Reply: Yeppers. Cheese sticks too. Msg: Goddamn.... no wonder I didn't see anything... you hogged it all! Hands out in front... what else you got there?
I know!!!! The more creative you start off with, the more funnier the replies go too, once they realise that it doesn't have to be a boring "Hi, I'm from xxx country." I'm now resorting to posting the best conversations onto this thread because I keep running out of inventory space!!!
The sillier you are the more fun this can be. It's almost like you have to give people permission to be silly. Don't get me wrong, I still enjoy the everyday normal messages. Nothing is wrong with them. I still reply to them. But some of the crazier ones are pure gold. When people don't *get* the silliness then that can be fun too. Of course, I've had to send out a lot of messages. I've lost track now. It must be over 80 so far. Not including replies. I've been updating my entries in this thread as new responses go back and forth. I've resorted to doing screen captures of messages. Nothing can stay in my inbox. Now when I open the app my poor little mail turtle works hard to keep up.
A topless beach vs zombies Msg rcvd: Is this beach topless? I sent: No but we have zombies and we're all out of brains. Send brainssss! Msg rcvd: Just a joke, sorry. I sent: So I guess you have no brains then? Msg rcvd: No but it sounds like you realy do need some I sent: Yes the zombies are getting very hungry now.
Sent : The guy on the next island said you dance like a chicken. Rcvd : It was more like a goose. Sent : He did say if was foul (fowl) Rcvd : Hahahaha, A play on words, very clever. ------------ Rcvd : I'm from America. I wanted to know if anyone has heard of any good american bands? Sent : America? Sorry, never heard of it. You mean Africa? Rcvd : Haha, very funny!!
Stupid dumb twits I get the odd message from some loser who gets his thrills from talking about his "Mr. Wrinkley". It's very sad. I really don't think they have any idea how pathetic they are. I'm pleased to say that I haven't seen too many and so far none have been explicit. They have just been sad and pathetic. Just in case this post is too "mature" in topic highlight to read. I sent: The ocean is blue, The bottles are green, The beach is deserted, Even I can't be seen! Msg rcvd: The ocean is blue, My dick is very long, And its all for you I sent: I'm sorry to say, That your brain is too small, Stupid dumb twits, Don't attract me at all! Msg rcvd: You don't know if im stupid, You think you're poetic, I was not looking for cupid, I just think your pathetic All I thought was "what a loser". Only stupid people send messages like his first response to strangers, and where on earth did he get the impression I thought he was looking for cupid/love?!
The thing under the pier I sent: Watch out for the garden gnome. He's trying to sneak up behind you! Msg rcvd: Have you seen the thing under the pier? I sent: (Burp!) oh excuse me. I'm still full after eating the thing under the pier. We fought for hours. My turtle helped me to overpower it. When it was all over we cooked it and ate it. It was yum! Msg rcvd: It killed me. Sorry for the late reply. Hard to find a ghostly ipod I sent: It killed you? Man that's too bad. I hope you put up a good fight.
- AMERICA!! -F**k YA! We gunna save the f-in day ya! ______________________________ -What would you do for 1000$ -Your mom
I just get people pouring their souls out! I guess there's some sort of satisfaction derived from telling a stranger your innermost secrets!
I can see the conversation now: Msg Rcv I need to pour my soul out. Would you have a bucket perchance? Wegmans Yes, I've got tons of them on my beach! Msg Rcv Great, I'll tell my friends! Now back to my soul, do you have any tissue?
LOL I'll have to remember the bucket if anyone asks if they can pour their soul out! I've started getting messages directing me to watch this or that video on you tube or at some other website. Msg rcvd: Check out the best dog in the world! www.freewebs.com/justhesse197 or youtube.com/user/justjesse197 you HAVE to see him, he can handstand!!!! I sent: No thanks. The only dogs I like are the ones I feed to my pet Alligator! But thanks anyway. Msg rcvd: Ok. Wow thats very interesting I sent: Hey! You know what? I think you are right! That would make a really interesting YouTube video. Thanks for the great idea. Move over handstand dog. Make way for Betsy the Dog Eating Alligator!!!!! Msg rcvd: Wow your wierd, you domt even have an allagator I sent: Yelp! SPLASH! Snap! CRUNCH! Quick, look at Betsy go! I knew that dog was trying to do handstands too close to the edge of Betsy's pool. Nevermind. Look on the bright side. This is going to make a GREAT video!!! Msg rcvd: It will, put it up and send me the link
Me: Please return message to recipient Him: Here you go Me: Thanks for your cooperation, but the recipient was you. Him:Ooops, Sorry Me: It's Cool
Not really, where are my funny peoples!!!!! I got one that told me I was gay cause I told him to say ipotch instead of itouch. I asked him If I should report him and he was like "no please dont" Lol, fun
