Distant Shore Conversations

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  1. hkiphone

    hkiphone Well-Known Member

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    Msg received: My thumb is cramping
    My reply: Use your nose instead
    Msg received: I've done that. Gloves aren't very iPhone friendly
     
  2. snow_mani

    snow_mani Well-Known Member

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    #42 snow_mani, Feb 5, 2009
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    I sent: There are pink elephants dancing on the beach. Why are they wearing yellow tutus?
    Reply received: Because it matches their green shoes.
    I sent: What! Your elephants have green shoes?! My juggling dogs have the green shoes. My elephants are the ones wearing rollerskates.
    Reply received: My fire breathing kangaroos are on skate boards.
    I sent: What! You gave the kangaroos their own skateboards? Have you gone mad? The turtle warned me not to do that!
    Reply received: They will be fine as long as the hyenas don't get scooters
     
  3. SudoWorks LLC

    SudoWorks LLC Well-Known Member

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    MSG:

    Tell me something interesting.

    RPY:

    The secret of life is.... Opps I forgot - God

    MSG:

    God wets himself and blames clipa.

    RPY:

    Funny... because I know you still wet the bed - God

    MSG:

    Don't tell Mummy

    RPY:

    No, I'm going to tell the Tooth Fairy... It's always good to warn her.. poor woman.

    MSG:

    F****k

    RPY:

    Exactly - God
     
  4. tadad1

    tadad1 Well-Known Member

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    RCVD: Hey you out there... greetings from Huntington Beach. This is my first message ever. I'm 28, Male, Leo, 5'9.

    SNT: My designation is Five of Eight tertiary adjunct of unimatrix 19.

    Resistance is futile!

    You will be assimilated!!
     
  5. snow_mani

    snow_mani Well-Known Member

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    Msg rcvd: Butt crack kills
    I sent: So do flying monkeys
    Msg rcvd: And poisen apples
    I sent: You're telling me the apple I just ate could have been poisoned?!
    Msg rcvd: Well. ... That's my conspiracy theory. Barack poisened a bunch of apples.
    I sent: Sarah Pallin is that you?
     
  6. snow_mani

    snow_mani Well-Known Member

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    #46 snow_mani, Feb 5, 2009
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    I sent: Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm sending my last message, in a bottle to you.
    Msg rcvd: Oh what a sweet poem, but are your roses pink or blue?
    I sent: My roses are red, Your reply was kind, My mind is hurting, It's too hard to make this rhyme
    Msg rcvd: Mmmmm..... Lillies are better, So a very good night, I'm going to my bed now, So God bless and sleep tight.!!!!!!
    I sent: Roses are red, But I like lillies more, I bid you goodnight, And I hope you don't snore!
    Msg rcvd: My lillies awaken me, With their gorgeous smell, And no I don't snore, Coz that would be hell.
    I sent: Roses are red, My mail turtle is green, I'm so glad to hear that, You had sweet dreams.
     
  7. aerolord

    aerolord Well-Known Member

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    Me:
    I wanna be the very best
    Like no one ever was
    To find them is my real test
    To send them is my cause

    I will travel across the beach
    Searching far and wide
    Send letters to everyone
    The power that's inside
    Distant shore!

    Gotta catch 'em all--

    It's you and me
    I know it's my destiny
    Turtle!
    Ooooh, you're my best friend
    In a beach we must survive

    Letters!
    Gotta catch 'em all--
    Our hearts so true
    Our courage will pull us through
    You recieve and I'll send it
    Distant Shore!

    Gotta catch 'em all!
    Gotta catch 'em all!
    Yeeaa.

    *Waiting for reply :D*
     
  8. hkiphone

    hkiphone Well-Known Member

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    Hahahaa.... that's great, but I guess the recipient will feel too intimidated to reply with anything even close to that!! (Hope its not me... quickly consults his turtle and beachcombs again...)
     
  9. aerolord

    aerolord Well-Known Member

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    That guy replied.

    "Hey, that turtle isn't a squritle"
     
  10. Donburns99

    Donburns99 Well-Known Member

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    #50 Donburns99, Feb 5, 2009
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    Best-poem-ever



    Did you seriously type that all out?
     
  11. hkiphone

    hkiphone Well-Known Member

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    #51 hkiphone, Feb 5, 2009
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    MSG: So this is what it's like to not have email..... :)
    REPLY: Yeah hahahah... it should be called wave mail :) I'm stranded on a island and this is all I have to say :D
    MSG: C'mon, you can do better than that. SING WITH ME!!! "I'm never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna turn around and leave you!"
    REPLY:... iiiiiiiiii like big nuts and I can not lie :) that's all I know :(
    MSG: You, my friend, need to try the awesome empowering experience of Kareoke!!!!!!
     
  12. Master Shake

    Master Shake Well-Known Member

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    Received: Love lost is better than never loving at all.

    Sent: But drunk love is the best.

    Received: But the pregnancy test after is not so thrilling.

    Sent: She was already pregnant so it's cool.

    Received: LOL :)
     
  13. aerolord

    aerolord Well-Known Member

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    Was playing Pokemon at the same time, so the idea come. :D
     
  14. roostersully

    roostersully Well-Known Member

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    Me:greetings from the distant shores of japan(pun intended)

    Reply:cool. What's up?

    Me:not your bra size
     
  15. nickels

    nickels Well-Known Member

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    MSG: This beach is starting to look familiar.

    My Reply: ...ou mean? What do you mean? What do you mean? What do you mean? What do you mean? What do you mean? What do y...

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    Without copy and paste that took too long to type!
     
  16. McGill

    McGill Well-Known Member

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    #56 McGill, Feb 5, 2009
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    Another One...

    My Wife Wrote:

    "My name is Gretchen, i'm a virgo, i like summer, puppies, rainbows & long walks on the beach...blah, blah. Just kidding. I don't even know a gretchen."

    They responded:

    "OK. Now that was funny. It's something i would have written myself"

    She wrote another one that said "Later today i'm going to buy a carseat, and drive around downtown with it on the roof of my car...just for fun" - Still no response from that one.

    My question is, where would she buy this carseat from, and is there really a downtown on a deserted island?
     
  17. snow_mani

    snow_mani Well-Known Member

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    #57 snow_mani, Feb 5, 2009
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    Ah, but how do you know that MY island is deserted? It might have a bustling downtown! ;)

    Here's another one for enjoyment:

    Msg rcvd: Marry me?
    I sent: Fred is that you?
    Msg rcvd: No ma'am
    I sent: Steve is it you?
    Msg rcvd: No!
    I sent: Richard. I haven't seen you for years!
    Msg rcvd: Cam
    I sent: Sorry, I don't know anyone called Cam.
    Msg rcvd: So?
    I sent: Hey you're right! So what? Let's get married!
    Msg rcvd: Alright!!!
    I sent: This will be the wedding of the year.
     
  18. ZZMitch

    ZZMitch Well-Known Member

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    Someone's message-

    Taylor I love you.

    Andrew

    My response-

    This aint Taylor, sorry dude.

    Maybe try another bottle?
     
  19. Jeremy1026

    Jeremy1026 Well-Known Member

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    I just picked up a bottle that had a message AND a reply already inside. :)
     
  20. snow_mani

    snow_mani Well-Known Member

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    #60 snow_mani, Feb 6, 2009
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    That sounds weird! I wonder if they just typed <<In Reply To>> at the top of the first message? Then typed in the message that appeared above it?


    I'm involved in a great exchange at the moment:

    I sent: Dear diary, If I don't get some sleep soon I'm going to go mad. I blame those Elephants. If they hadn't yodelled the night away then I would have been able to get some sleep.
    Msg rcvd: The elephants vacated my beach. I wondered where they went, now I know...
    I sent: Dear diary, I've received a message from the outside world. The writer confesses that they are the reason the yodelling Elephants keep me awake at night. Would it be wrong for me to get my revenge by sending my horde of flying monkeys to attack them?
    Msg rcvd: I very much hope my integrated flying monkey defense system is still working. The elephants trampled much of it, but I've sent the servants out to check it's effectiveness by stapling wings to monkeys I stole from the zoo and catapulting them across the beach...
    I sent: LOL! Dear diary, A spy in the enemy camp has revealed that a slightly trampelled, but potentially operational "integrated flying monkey defense system" is in place. No more Mrs. Nice Guy! It's time to get serious. It's time to parachute in the Garden Gnome. He's a crafty devious little bugger and will be able to breach ANY defences.
     

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