Me: Help, I'm stuck on an island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. Reply: there's wifi there? Abandoned islands are getting more luxurious every day. ...Has anyone been getting a glitch where the bungalow and turtle are invisible. It just happened to me and it's pretty weird.
This is like crack I haven't been able to put this down. Last night I was talking to so many people it was actually becoming difficult to keep them all straight, people from the U.K., Florida, Texas, California, Alaska, Oregon. This is a must have. I wonder if this will stall out or start to crash with an increase in usage.
Some people are receiving some great and funny messages. I've had that glitch. I just closed the app and then restarted it and it went away. I thought it might be a memory handling issue. That is a really clever idea! Hope they know how to use the codes.
I had the same thing happen last night, the shack diapered and the seagulls were like blocks, closed out of it and restarted it then was ok
You all get great messages and replies! Where are all the smart and funny people in the world? I've had a few interesting conversations. I've sent out a variety of messages. Some funny, some not so funny, some witty, some rhymes and riddles, some observations. And I just seem to get responses like this: My message "The night is long. The beach is empty. Over the sound of the waves I can hear the splash as I throw bottles into the water!" Their response "You are gay" Edit - here is another reply I received. My message "Roses are red. My turtle is fine. If you could reply to my message, That would really be kind." Their response "Boring...yawn."
This Ting is amazing, but the quality of the Conversations can be quite disappointing. Just now i'm heaving a discussion about Jesus and God (one side pro / one side not), while a Conversation before i got farted at... --- thought this one was pretty funny --- - OhOh, where's the toilet? - Down the hall second door on the left - Thanks, appreciate it. - Just don't leave an empty tp roll plz! - TP? I thought they changed to seashells years ago... - I have the last two rolls - Ok, now don't do anything stupid. I could give you a Volleyball named 'Wilson' in exchange... - Hmmmm... I dunno... Wilson IS a famous co-star from the Fedex commercial ... hmmmm - Yeah and he's quite talkative too. You'll have hours of fun, just by listening to his great stories. Like this one time, when he stranded on an island... - Cool and I can tell him about this one time... at band camp... - Wait a minute, ugh you're that guy with the Apple Pie!!! Nah, now you can't have Wilson. My precious...
-what's your favorite song lyrics? -Banana Phone. Look it up -*insert lyrics here* -*insert more lyrics here* On a side note, I've rick rolled some people, and made others lose THE GAME
Them: Hi, fancy seeing you here, hey, who is that behind you? Me: Oh, that's Alfred. Them: You have a llama called Alfred?! Me: Only half the time. Joint custody and all. Them: That's a b!tch Me: You know how the old song goes. 'It's cheaper to keep her.' Yeah. Them: Haha that one I don't know. Me: Then you, my friend, have never heard a llama sing the blues. Them: I feel incomplete
Omg, where do I even start??? I have played this for like 45 minutes, I laughed, I cried, then I laughed some more... Heres some of the funniest ones... Him: 18/Male/Illinois, you? Me: (joking) Hayy 17/Female/Texas, Whats goin on Big Boi? Him: Omg, hit me up sometime, you got a myspace? *Insert his myspace here* Me: LOL, I'm a guy you creep, are you that desperate to pick up a chick in a iPhone app? ---- Him: This is the most exercise I have had in years Me: Tell me about it, I am working up a sweat! Him: I have been on this app for two hours and I am determined to get of this damn beach if its the last thing I do ---- I have also gotten a ton of random funny messages, So, the pickle DID run away with the meatloaf? Who's hot? Your hot! My cats breath smells like cat food! I downloaded this app and JIZZED IN MY PANTS PS: Funniest thread ever started period, thanks for making it, surpasses the toilet one easily IMO
MSG: Going to Church makes you no more a Christian than going in a garage makes you a Mechanic - God Reply: Wow these conversations are so creative and deep AMAZING! MSG: Don't Eat Yellow Snow - God Reply: You sure God said that? Because I'm talking to HER right now. MSG: Tell Mrs. Clinton I say Hi!
MSG: I love it when poets find my bottles RPLY: There was a man from the Island of Tottle, Found his penis wedged inside a bottle. A gentle nudge could not get it to budge, But it came with a yank at full throttle.
Hahahahah!!! I'm loving this app so so much!!!! Really appreciate you guys all sharing your stories! This app is legendary!!!
YOU SUCK! I've been going for around 2 years, and then YOU have to make me lose . *You don't suck by the way*
