Cute Things Dying Violently Hey kids! Do you like failure? Are you suspicious of success? Do you smile at the thought of "accidental" elec… TouchArcade Rating: $0.99 Buy Now Watch Media DetailsHey kids! Do you like failure? Are you suspicious of success? Do you smile at the thought of "accidental" electrocution? Then boy have we got the game for you! Introducing Cute Things Dying Violently, a game where nothing bad happens. CTDV is all about hapless Critters, and the Critters need your help! Launch them around to get them safely out of each level. Dodge all sorts of lethal goodies like spikes, buzzsaws, and fire, and use a variety of wacky items to pull it off. And if a few dozen (or hundred) of them get turned into charred, smoking husks in your attempt to save them... well, you know what they say about omelettes and broken eggs. Broken, bloody eggs. Featuring: •48 mind-bending, reflex-testing singleplayer levels •New Levels of the Week •24 Achievements •Built-in Level Editor •A murderous, bucket-headed robot Information Seller: Genre:Puzzle Release:Sep 03, 2015 Updated:Nov 30, -0001 Version: Size:0.0 TouchArcade Rating: User Rating: (1) Your Rating:unrated Compatibility:HD Universal Not sure why it's not showing up sink_or_swim Well-Known Member Feb 4, 2012 3,504 5 38 Germany #2 sink_or_swim, Sep 9, 2015 Cute Things Dying Violently (by Alexander Jordan) Cute Things Dying Violently Alexander Jordan Genres: Games Puzzle GAME CENTER ENABLED $1.29 NZD Supported Devices: iPhone4S iPhone5s iPhone5c iPadFourthGen4G iPhone5 iPadThirdGen iPhone6Plus iPhone4 iPodTouchFourthGen iPadMini iPodTouchSixthGen iPad23G iPhone6 iPadFourthGen iPhone-3GS iPadMini4G iPad2Wifi iPodTouchFifthGen iPadThirdGen4G Minimum iOS Version: iOS 6.0 Download Size: 78.3MB Cute Things Dying Violently Hey kids! Do you like failure? Are you suspicious of success? Do you smile at the thought of "accidental" elec… TouchArcade Rating: $0.99 Buy Now Watch Media DetailsHey kids! Do you like failure? Are you suspicious of success? Do you smile at the thought of "accidental" electrocution? Then boy have we got the game for you! Introducing Cute Things Dying Violently, a game where nothing bad happens. CTDV is all about hapless Critters, and the Critters need your help! Launch them around to get them safely out of each level. Dodge all sorts of lethal goodies like spikes, buzzsaws, and fire, and use a variety of wacky items to pull it off. And if a few dozen (or hundred) of them get turned into charred, smoking husks in your attempt to save them... well, you know what they say about omelettes and broken eggs. Broken, bloody eggs. Featuring: •48 mind-bending, reflex-testing singleplayer levels •New Levels of the Week •24 Achievements •Built-in Level Editor •A murderous, bucket-headed robot Information Seller: Genre:Puzzle Release:Sep 03, 2015 Updated:Nov 30, -0001 Version: Size:0.0 TouchArcade Rating: User Rating: (1) Your Rating:unrated Compatibility:HD Universal Anotherkellydown Moderator Staff Member Patreon Bronze Feb 10, 2014 4,581 1,134 113 Male CAD Technician I Upstate NY https://youtube.com/channel/UCcvu9xhE7xT-mZrXUZQJr5g #3 Anotherkellydown, Sep 9, 2015 Gotta love that title! The description sounds cool too. I'll check this out when it hits tonight. sugimulm Well-Known Member Aug 28, 2010 2,457 46 48 The last time zone for iOS game releases :( #4 sugimulm, Sep 9, 2015 Posted a thread about a week ago when it came out. Not bad, at all, sorta like AB, but you just need to save one cute critter to move on. It'gets pretty brutal (gore wise) lol. Tap then hold, then shoot your critter to the door. Sounds easy, but get challenging later. Worth the price IMHO. LordShad0wz Well-Known Member Nov 19, 2014 4,280 1 38 #5 LordShad0wz, Sep 9, 2015 I want to see a gameplay video! I bet it's fantastic lol. I can see myself killing them for more fun! Billy sugimulm Well-Known Member Aug 28, 2010 2,457 46 48 The last time zone for iOS game releases :( #6 sugimulm, Sep 9, 2015 If you do a search you should find one, was on Xbox arcade prior LordShad0wz Well-Known Member Nov 19, 2014 4,280 1 38 #7 LordShad0wz, Sep 9, 2015 I found a video. The video is hilarious! I wonder how the controls translate. If anyone picks this up please post impressions or a gameplay video from an iOS device! Billy NOEN Well-Known Member Jul 31, 2012 3,245 0 0 U.S. #8 NOEN, Sep 10, 2015 Downloading now. Looks pretty cool. Anotherkellydown Moderator Staff Member Patreon Bronze Feb 10, 2014 4,581 1,134 113 Male CAD Technician I Upstate NY https://youtube.com/channel/UCcvu9xhE7xT-mZrXUZQJr5g #9 Anotherkellydown, Sep 10, 2015 Listen carefully to what the little critters are saying... NOEN Well-Known Member Jul 31, 2012 3,245 0 0 U.S. #10 NOEN, Sep 10, 2015 So far this hasn't been too bad. The controls were a little awkward at first, but I'm getting used to it. I've only played the first 6 levels, but so far it's alright. LordShad0wz Well-Known Member Nov 19, 2014 4,280 1 38 #11 LordShad0wz, Sep 10, 2015 5 stars! Why? The controls are perfect. At least for me. You double tap the critter to lock it in place and then pull back the opposite direction you want the critter to go, just like you would in Angry birds. You can choose to have a trajectory assist on but you won't get a perfect score. I like the idea of the penalty. You can tell how charged the shot is by the color of the arrow that appears when you start to pull on the critter. You can also move each critter to where thou want to flick them by a single tap and drag. The graphics are great. The way the critters are horribly slaughtered is great! Some levels require you to sacrifice a few so that the rest can be saved! All hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster in the sky! Get this game people! It's worth it. I definitely recommend it. Best dollar I've spent in a while. There's a good amount of levels and a level editor too! I'm emailing the dev to see if there are plans to allow everyone to share and download levels. This game needs more attention. It's polished too. Billy NOEN Well-Known Member Jul 31, 2012 3,245 0 0 U.S. #12 NOEN, Sep 10, 2015 Yea, I'm starting to agree with you on this one. At first I wasn't getting the double tap controls. I was doing the two thumb controls and wasn't digging it at all. The more I play it, the more I'm really liking it. It's a lot deeper than I expected. rIcHrAnDoM Well-Known Member Patreon Silver Nov 17, 2008 7,936 30 38 Steelworker/Welder Indiana, USA #13 rIcHrAnDoM, Sep 10, 2015 In finding that the little flingable creatures are too close to the bottom of the screen. This is making selecting them and flinging them very imprecise and frustrating for me. Anotherkellydown Moderator Staff Member Patreon Bronze Feb 10, 2014 4,581 1,134 113 Male CAD Technician I Upstate NY https://youtube.com/channel/UCcvu9xhE7xT-mZrXUZQJr5g #14 Anotherkellydown, Sep 10, 2015 Same exact problem here. shrinkish Active Member Jul 11, 2015 26 0 0 #15 shrinkish, Sep 10, 2015 I agree i played it also, the controls are wired, and the game is good not great in my opinion (You must log in or sign up to post here.) Show Ignored Content Share This Page Tweet Your name or email address: Password: Forgot your password? Stay logged in
Cute Things Dying Violently (by Alexander Jordan) Cute Things Dying Violently Alexander Jordan Genres: Games Puzzle GAME CENTER ENABLED $1.29 NZD Supported Devices: iPhone4S iPhone5s iPhone5c iPadFourthGen4G iPhone5 iPadThirdGen iPhone6Plus iPhone4 iPodTouchFourthGen iPadMini iPodTouchSixthGen iPad23G iPhone6 iPadFourthGen iPhone-3GS iPadMini4G iPad2Wifi iPodTouchFifthGen iPadThirdGen4G Minimum iOS Version: iOS 6.0 Download Size: 78.3MB Cute Things Dying Violently Hey kids! Do you like failure? Are you suspicious of success? Do you smile at the thought of "accidental" elec… TouchArcade Rating: $0.99 Buy Now Watch Media DetailsHey kids! Do you like failure? Are you suspicious of success? Do you smile at the thought of "accidental" electrocution? Then boy have we got the game for you! Introducing Cute Things Dying Violently, a game where nothing bad happens. CTDV is all about hapless Critters, and the Critters need your help! Launch them around to get them safely out of each level. Dodge all sorts of lethal goodies like spikes, buzzsaws, and fire, and use a variety of wacky items to pull it off. And if a few dozen (or hundred) of them get turned into charred, smoking husks in your attempt to save them... well, you know what they say about omelettes and broken eggs. Broken, bloody eggs. Featuring: •48 mind-bending, reflex-testing singleplayer levels •New Levels of the Week •24 Achievements •Built-in Level Editor •A murderous, bucket-headed robot Information Seller: Genre:Puzzle Release:Sep 03, 2015 Updated:Nov 30, -0001 Version: Size:0.0 TouchArcade Rating: User Rating: (1) Your Rating:unrated Compatibility:HD Universal Anotherkellydown Moderator Staff Member Patreon Bronze Feb 10, 2014 4,581 1,134 113 Male CAD Technician I Upstate NY https://youtube.com/channel/UCcvu9xhE7xT-mZrXUZQJr5g #3 Anotherkellydown, Sep 9, 2015 Gotta love that title! The description sounds cool too. I'll check this out when it hits tonight. sugimulm Well-Known Member Aug 28, 2010 2,457 46 48 The last time zone for iOS game releases :( #4 sugimulm, Sep 9, 2015 Posted a thread about a week ago when it came out. Not bad, at all, sorta like AB, but you just need to save one cute critter to move on. It'gets pretty brutal (gore wise) lol. Tap then hold, then shoot your critter to the door. Sounds easy, but get challenging later. Worth the price IMHO. LordShad0wz Well-Known Member Nov 19, 2014 4,280 1 38 #5 LordShad0wz, Sep 9, 2015 I want to see a gameplay video! I bet it's fantastic lol. I can see myself killing them for more fun! Billy sugimulm Well-Known Member Aug 28, 2010 2,457 46 48 The last time zone for iOS game releases :( #6 sugimulm, Sep 9, 2015 If you do a search you should find one, was on Xbox arcade prior LordShad0wz Well-Known Member Nov 19, 2014 4,280 1 38 #7 LordShad0wz, Sep 9, 2015 I found a video. The video is hilarious! I wonder how the controls translate. If anyone picks this up please post impressions or a gameplay video from an iOS device! Billy NOEN Well-Known Member Jul 31, 2012 3,245 0 0 U.S. #8 NOEN, Sep 10, 2015 Downloading now. Looks pretty cool. Anotherkellydown Moderator Staff Member Patreon Bronze Feb 10, 2014 4,581 1,134 113 Male CAD Technician I Upstate NY https://youtube.com/channel/UCcvu9xhE7xT-mZrXUZQJr5g #9 Anotherkellydown, Sep 10, 2015 Listen carefully to what the little critters are saying... NOEN Well-Known Member Jul 31, 2012 3,245 0 0 U.S. #10 NOEN, Sep 10, 2015 So far this hasn't been too bad. The controls were a little awkward at first, but I'm getting used to it. I've only played the first 6 levels, but so far it's alright. LordShad0wz Well-Known Member Nov 19, 2014 4,280 1 38 #11 LordShad0wz, Sep 10, 2015 5 stars! Why? The controls are perfect. At least for me. You double tap the critter to lock it in place and then pull back the opposite direction you want the critter to go, just like you would in Angry birds. You can choose to have a trajectory assist on but you won't get a perfect score. I like the idea of the penalty. You can tell how charged the shot is by the color of the arrow that appears when you start to pull on the critter. You can also move each critter to where thou want to flick them by a single tap and drag. The graphics are great. The way the critters are horribly slaughtered is great! Some levels require you to sacrifice a few so that the rest can be saved! All hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster in the sky! Get this game people! It's worth it. I definitely recommend it. Best dollar I've spent in a while. There's a good amount of levels and a level editor too! I'm emailing the dev to see if there are plans to allow everyone to share and download levels. This game needs more attention. It's polished too. Billy NOEN Well-Known Member Jul 31, 2012 3,245 0 0 U.S. #12 NOEN, Sep 10, 2015 Yea, I'm starting to agree with you on this one. At first I wasn't getting the double tap controls. I was doing the two thumb controls and wasn't digging it at all. The more I play it, the more I'm really liking it. It's a lot deeper than I expected. rIcHrAnDoM Well-Known Member Patreon Silver Nov 17, 2008 7,936 30 38 Steelworker/Welder Indiana, USA #13 rIcHrAnDoM, Sep 10, 2015 In finding that the little flingable creatures are too close to the bottom of the screen. This is making selecting them and flinging them very imprecise and frustrating for me. Anotherkellydown Moderator Staff Member Patreon Bronze Feb 10, 2014 4,581 1,134 113 Male CAD Technician I Upstate NY https://youtube.com/channel/UCcvu9xhE7xT-mZrXUZQJr5g #14 Anotherkellydown, Sep 10, 2015 Same exact problem here. shrinkish Active Member Jul 11, 2015 26 0 0 #15 shrinkish, Sep 10, 2015 I agree i played it also, the controls are wired, and the game is good not great in my opinion (You must log in or sign up to post here.) Show Ignored Content Share This Page Tweet Your name or email address: Password: Forgot your password? Stay logged in
Posted a thread about a week ago when it came out. Not bad, at all, sorta like AB, but you just need to save one cute critter to move on. It'gets pretty brutal (gore wise) lol. Tap then hold, then shoot your critter to the door. Sounds easy, but get challenging later. Worth the price IMHO.
I want to see a gameplay video! I bet it's fantastic lol. I can see myself killing them for more fun! Billy
I found a video. The video is hilarious! I wonder how the controls translate. If anyone picks this up please post impressions or a gameplay video from an iOS device! Billy
So far this hasn't been too bad. The controls were a little awkward at first, but I'm getting used to it. I've only played the first 6 levels, but so far it's alright.
5 stars! Why? The controls are perfect. At least for me. You double tap the critter to lock it in place and then pull back the opposite direction you want the critter to go, just like you would in Angry birds. You can choose to have a trajectory assist on but you won't get a perfect score. I like the idea of the penalty. You can tell how charged the shot is by the color of the arrow that appears when you start to pull on the critter. You can also move each critter to where thou want to flick them by a single tap and drag. The graphics are great. The way the critters are horribly slaughtered is great! Some levels require you to sacrifice a few so that the rest can be saved! All hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster in the sky! Get this game people! It's worth it. I definitely recommend it. Best dollar I've spent in a while. There's a good amount of levels and a level editor too! I'm emailing the dev to see if there are plans to allow everyone to share and download levels. This game needs more attention. It's polished too. Billy
Yea, I'm starting to agree with you on this one. At first I wasn't getting the double tap controls. I was doing the two thumb controls and wasn't digging it at all. The more I play it, the more I'm really liking it. It's a lot deeper than I expected.
In finding that the little flingable creatures are too close to the bottom of the screen. This is making selecting them and flinging them very imprecise and frustrating for me.
