His reply: 'Your wack yo this will conclude our communication so either # number to add u mines 216609002 or chao!!' My reply: well, shizzle ma nizzle, fool. Elmo an his homies will be round to ditch yo ass. who's computer is tis anyways? This concludes our convo, keep it real dawg. edit - impersonating a black 'gangsta' is hard for me, lol.
Well, he did post his iMob code on Craiglist. Ok, my next message. "Now you listen, you little twerp. I can destroy your measly 6 kilobyte existance in a second. I doubt you're even level 50. I have items and friends so legendary, you probably don't know they even exist. Now, you either work for me and me ONLY, or DIE!!! 'Maybe you can help me get to where you are.' Jesus."
My reply: Look, jerk. I don't want any of that 'Gangsta BS'. Just go and find Harry. He'll tell you what to do PS - I know where you live I think we may of freaked him out enough. I think I might come clean soon, and give him a link to this thread, lol.
I'm laughing so hard I'm crying I followed up on the elmo thing, I sent him this: Yo this is Elmo and my super legendary friend on iMob told me to drop your ass off that game for good. Now give me one one good reason not to before I pop a virtual cap in yo ass. Me and my virtual gf will be leaving you a little "gift" later if you dont respond. Peace. Can't waitfor his response
hahahah, it get's even better. Heres his reply to that: 'Harry?? Dont get into Ip tracking you dont know me or where I live sucka fun talkin to you though' I think I'm gonna tell him the truth now.
Yeah, maybe a couple more e-mails, but I don't want to take it too far He is a person after all, and he could be a little kid for all we know. How would you like it if you were a kid and you were recieving e-mails containing threats and 'I know where you live', lol.
My reply: "Yes, I do believe I am a mobster. Now let's no get into a petty argument here. I see that you in turn are threatening me. You don't even know who I am in real life. I could be anyone. Someone with the skills to find the electronic trail this email has left which leads right back to you. Perhaps a mailman, perhaps an extremely skilled butcher, maybe a lawyer. I'd be careful who I decide to piss of if I were you. I'm not threatening you, I'm just stating a fact sweet and simple. And really, do you believe a team of bureaucrats are going to spring into action after reading this pathetic exchange of messages? I think not. You're just an ignorant speck of dust in the grand scheme of things. Your iMob code means nothing. You mean nothing. The only lesson you could teach me is how to make a fool of myself. Don't worry. I won't send you anymore more emails. This convo is concluded. My friend Elmo will take over from here. Enjoy the rest of your precious life. Red rum." So, yeah, LBG, I'm done. And I doubt it's a little kid. I mean, look at the way he types. He's probably a (kinda dumb) teen with his own iPhone. A 7 year-old isn't gonna he into a text-based MMORPG. OOOOOH! Another link to add to my sig!!!
I couldn't resist : 'Alright, so I don't know where you live, but my cat knows you have a mother called 'Steve'.'
Imagine if that were actually true. Sure, it'd be a 1:900,723,947 chance, but still... My reply is rather lacking considering what I wrote deserved a Pulitzer.
I came clean: 'Ok, Paul. You may of been recieving some strange e-mails lately. I'm goin to let you in on our secret. At Touch Arcade (an iPhone and iPod Touch game site) someone made a thread about you and your ad on craigslist. And we thought it was rather amusing. So then we decided to e-mail you with some strange e-mails, just for some fun. So sorry if it has annoyed you, but I hope you will understand know. Please take a look at the thread on Touch Arcade: http://forums.toucharcade.com/showthread.php?t=14320'
Wow look at his response from before you told him: Sup elmo , one good reason I am responding, #2 you dont know me. # 3 peace as well hit me up to join forces which was the og intent! What the ****?!?!?!?!?!?!?
hahaha, I just got this reply, and its filled to the brim with BS. 'So yeah I have been on ta and watching the whole thing go down again you don’t know me and yes my great plan of putting an add on craigs to gain friends is 7 year old with an iphone… and either way check yourself and your friends cause im not joking about the (If passed, the Megan Meier Cyberbullying Prevention Act (HR 1966) would outlaw speech meant to “coerce, intimidate, harass, or cause substantial emotional distress to a person.” According to the text of the bill, individuals who “bully” others via any electronic means could face fines, two years in prison, or both. Critics call it the Censorship Act of 2009.) and about the emails hate to break it to you but your crew is 2 just you and elmo,,so post this if you want to look stupid golden spoon! Ps my life is consumed by a rpg huh ok bloggo' he sounds super pissed lol. Paul - to prove that you not BSing, go ahead and post a comment right here.
I lol'd so freakin' hard I don't get one part, though. So he thinks only two people sent him emails? And let's say the bill were real and passed, the YouTube comments section would be empty!
