Corrupt A Wish - Forum Game

Granted, but you get into a head-on collision the next day.

I wish I could meet a sexy Brazilian girl.

 

Granted but she/he turns out to be a transsexual

I wish my wishes can never be corrupted

 

Granted, but you can't wish anymore.

I wish for more wishes.

 

Granted, but you can only wish for more socks.

I wish my iDevices have infinite battery life.

 

Granted, you can't download anything though.

I wish for the fastest computer ever.

 

Granted, but it's not compatible with anything.

I wish iDevices have infinite storage space.

 

Granted, but you can only store freemium games on them.

I was there was a 128gb iPod touch.

 

Granted, but they discontinue the ipod touch line.

I wish I had an ipad 5.

 

Granted, it functions and works like an iPad 1 and only has 1 GB.

I wish for a robot.

 

Granted but it tries to kill you.

I wish I had a mansion.

 

Granted, but it turns on you and kills your family.

I wish for a pet Goldfish.

 

Granted, but it is located in the middle of a desert.

I wish I could be free.

 

Granted, but you come with IAP's - Intrusive Annoying Personalities

I wish I never have to encounter traffic.

 

Granted but you are the only person on earth.

I wish I had a hover board

 

Granted, you hover too high and fall of off it and die.

I wish I had an AUDI bike.

 

Granted, but it was made in China and hovers for 5 seconds.

I wish my house had a view.

 

Granted, it's a view of the biggest pile of elephant shit in the world.

I wish to eat the best food in the world.

 

Granted, but you have to take the biggest dump in the world 2 minutes after.

I wish I never had to use the restroom again.

 

Granted, but you die short after.

I wish to be Mastur Cheef.

 

Granted, but I have no idea what the hell that is, so I have granted your wish in a way you did not intend.

I wish I could add images in my TA signature.