Corrupt A Wish - Forum Game

Granted, but they're broken.

I wish ninja turtles were real.

 

Granted, but they would come each day to your home and beat the hell out of you.

I wish I was Batman.

 

Granted youre a man with bat wings

I wish I was a contestant on total wipeout

 

Granted, but you fall and bust your nuts.

I wish I all the babes in this world loved me and thought I was sexy.

 

Granted, but all the babes are overweight and ugly.

I wish all women were sexy.

 

Granted, but all the women would love me, only me.

I wish I had boobs.

 

Granted, but women would not have them.

I wish I had a pet dragon.

 

Granted, but it eats you.

I wish dragons existed who weren't aggressive.

 

Granted, but they just sleep all day.

I wish that humans could talk to animals.

 

Granted, but then your pony wouldn't be so exciting!

I wish I had a long dong.

 

Granted but it falls off in the bath

I wish i was CEO of apple

 

Granted, but you die shortly after.

I wish I owned Microsoft.

 

Granted but you get bought by apple in 1 week

I wish cod black ops 2 would come to iOS

 

Granted, it costs 60 bucks and is IAP built.

 

I wish turtles had shells made of steel.

 

Granted, but then they would fly into ufos.

I wish there were aliens in the universe.

 

Granted. They are the Covenant and they wipe out Earth.

I wish we had lightsabres.

 

Granted but they're made of polystyrene

I wish I had £1 billion

 

Granted. You get killed short after and the fight for the money starts WW III and the world destroys itself.

I wish I was an airplane.

 

Granted , you are an easy jet plane

I wish I owned a Ferrari