Corrupt A Wish - Forum Game

Granted, but the game costs 100 dollars and you only get 1 car.

I wish Earth was bigger.

 

Granted, but you're stranded on a deserted island.

I wish American Idol(the show, not the winner) would die. I much prefer X-Factor.

 

Granted but everyone from American idol (even minaj) comes to x-factor.

I want starcammand to come out to the store

 

Granted but it costs $50 and only works on iPhone 6
I wish the iPhone was free

 

Granted, but it would run only android OS.

I wish I'd live 500 years.

 

Granted but you can only move your eyes

I wish I could play RR4

 

Granted, but you'd have to pay 0.99$ per hour of gameplay and the screen would be split in half, where the other half would be displaying ads the whole time.

I wish we'd colonize Mars already.

 

Granted, but Earth would be no more.

I wish there was better transportation than cars, planes, trains, boats.

 

Granted, but transportation costs now triples

I wish I could turn into a super saiyan

 

Granted, but you'd also be a pope.

I wish people would be inside-out.

 

Granted, but people's intestines would be out.

I wish turtles had ninja abilities.

 

Wish granted. Everyone's dead.

I wish for sleep.

 

Granted, you'll sleep for eternity

I wish I could read people's minds

 

Granted but it only works on people who work in supermarkets

I wish that rovio would make another angry birds game

 

Granted, but it's Freemium.

I wish that Freemium would stop being the latest fad.

 

Wish granted,everything costs 60 bucks

I wish I was a mod on ta

 

Granted, but you would accidentally permanently ban yourself, and nobody could un-ban you.

I wish I wouldn't have to write two exams this week.

 

Granted. You can write three

I wish my math teacher would be deported

 

Dammit ninja'd

 

Granted but you now have to study at home with a tutor

I wish I had a 42 in tv and an Hdmi cable