Corrupt A Wish - Forum Game

Granted, but everyone else in your family does and dies.

I wish for no more freemium apps on iOS.

 

Granted, but all games will be 99 dollars now.


I wish for no more wait timers.

 

Granted, but they are retarded in every single other aspect of the game.

I wish there was an iPad as fast as a computer.

 

Granted, but then it would be the same size.

I wish I could be rich.

 

Granted, you are given a button that gives you 1 million dollars every time you press it, every time you press it, 1 million people die.

I wish we could colonize other planets in space.

 

Granted, but it won't happen for another million years.

I wish I didn't have to go to the toilet.

 

granted, but you'll be very fat because you will eat one more meal a day on average.

i wish i could fly

 

Granted, but you'll only be 10cm off the ground

I wish I had a girlfriend who looked like this:

 

Granted, but you reek of vomit now.

Next person has heard of thepiratebay.

 

Oh woops, haha, wrong forum game

I wish there were no murders in this world.

 

What? Wake up!!!!

Or been drinking?

 

Granted, so broadcast news is now boring for you.

I wish I had a 50 foot hdmi cable.

 

granted, but you'll only be able to watch home shopping network.

wish i was invisible

 

Granted, but you're disabled.

I wish I was a transformer.

 

Granted, but you'd be a gay-transformer.

I wish I was a cat.

 

Granted but you don't have 9 lives

I wish RR3 had no wait timers